After seeing Super Mario World open in Japan, I began thinking about the possibility and dynamics of other game franchises becoming theme parks with the same level of detail and dedication given to Mario. I think Fallout would be an interesting variant of a typical themepark, but so far, I've come up with only a few ideas.
There would be 5 distinct areas: New California, The Mojave, The Midwasteland, Vault 145 , and Boston. Each would have distinct buildings, respective to each game they were based from, and be populated by Settlers, Soldiers of various Factions, and the occasional super mutant.
Vault 145: a test on vampant consumerism and consumption in an themed environment. The theme? Vault-Tec, or more specifically, Vault Boy. Guests can get their picture taken with Vault Boy, pick up various souvenirs (mugs, hats, bobbleheads) and even pick up their own vault suit or lab coat. They can also explore the history of Vault-tec, the various Vaults built, and even explore a model vault (without any nefarious experiments happening).
Each area will have smaller subdivisions, mimicking famous locations in each respective territory.
New California will include: New Reno, The Hub, Vault City, and Junk Town. I'm not sure about attractions in NC, but anything that would be interesting, please post in the comments.
The Mojave includes: New Vegas, Goodsprings, Novac (with Dinky the Dinosaur), Hoover Dam, and the Sierra Madre. The Sierra won't be a dedicated area, instead it will be a prelude to an attraction where you and your party ride in autonomous vehicles on the search for the treasure of the Sierra Madre. Hoover Dam will be a stage area, with a simulated battle between the Legion and NCR, depending on the time of day the Courier (who will change each show) will be on either faction, and win the dam for their respective side.
The Midwasteland: This area is a bit different, instead being a series of camps for raider gangs, or at least tribes of some type. Operators, Pack, Disciples, Fiends, and Gunners could make their homes here. Operators run a interactive theater show, where they attempt to rob everyone. The Pack hold a petting zoo and have a daily show with them (this will be done as humanely as possible). Disciples would have a ride, The Cutthroat Coaster, with their style of decorating laid throughout. Fiends run the souvenir kiosks, with specialty candy that mimics chems in appearance. Gunners run games and "contracts" where you collect items from across the park and get a custom gunner dog Tag as a reward.
Boston: Diamond City, where you eat Power Noodles and pick up a swatter plus various other souvenirs. Sanctuary, where you can see and even stay in a new settlement home (for a price). Mass Fusion, where you can see great views of the park and race down the interior while escaping from a battle between the Institute and The Brotherhood of Steel. You can explore Pickman's Gallery and even help him paint a new piece. You can get your photo taken by Tinker Tom or another Railroad member to reveal who amongst your party is actually a synth.
These are only concepts, so any thoughts would be appreciated.

I am certain I have found an idea that will change everything for them in the USA, for all of them. Will you be their sponsor? They need leaders. They need someone unafraid and with the drive to change the world. I want to Give this idea to everyone so that it can't be had by a single person. It needs officers. I am Autistic so I can't do this alone. I think everyone could make this together. I am sorry if I am not doing this right. I am new to reddit. so here it is: Camp Begin Again for the homeless
I hope Robert Riech sees this. And maybe the LA musician Elvis Summers. Wouldn't it be awesome if someone like Elon Musk saw it? Anyway, it's okay if you need to delete this. I understand I'm probably not doing this right, but I had to give this idea to someone. I'm a disabled nobody so I'm not the man.
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I made a gofundme for you. Here you go, please save the world. Thank you.
https://gofund.me/0a930d4e
GoFundMe asked me to tell my story, but this isn't my story. It's the story of millions of lost Americans who are suffering. I can't do much, but at least I have what I think is a good idea. It doesn't offend people with freebe handouts. It would only need help to begin but after that it would be entirely self supporting and could entirely end homelessness in America. A place to go where they can work to become unhomeless with just a little outside help. This idea could be the best thing ever. It sounds crazy, I know, but how could it not work. Here it is, EVERYONE, just ask for my notes and I'll be happy to share. You can do with it what they like and add your own ideas and notes. Just please don't steal the idea for personal profit.
The Venue Resort in the beautiful valleys of Arizona where there is nearly year round sunshine to plan all your special and important life's events, weddings, birthday's anniversaries, family get together in a place the homeless have started new lives and careers. The Venue Resort would be the benefactor of the homeless, held by a carefully selected group of trustees who would agree to only be paid a reasonable salary to oversee the Venue Resort and Camp Begin Again.
The Camp Begin Again would legally be a camp with powered spaces for tents, RVs, trailers, or even just their sleeping bag if that's all they got. Then help them to build a shelter that can protect them, keep them warm, and where they can rest their heads. A clinic medical and psychiatric help, a substance abuse treatment center, a college extension center, a schoolhouse, and so much more that would prevent homelessness, get the mentally ill the help they need, give the people the help they need to survive with decency. ' And the camp will always be there to catch them if they fall and help them get back up again. It would help them get a home and become citizens again, rather than what we have made them.
I can't give much but I can still hold a hammer and manage a few hours out of these bones.
I would love nothing more than to share my notes with you all maybe to add your own ideas or to even join in leading this idea with me. Please discuss this with everyone. Please understand these are notes, not prose. Here's what I have so far, please don't take the idea away for personal profit:
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Phases of overall plan Part 1: Found Non-profit Mission plan Write mission statement/constitution Basic homeless campground Work on camp begins tent and portable structure spots planned and set up for first workers portable support buildings put in place (food, shower, porta pottys, etc) Planning of site buildings Water Power Construction of camp-ship starts RV sites built Cabins built Mini trailer park (rented land) Full size Trailer park (rented land) Construction of permanent buildings Opening of all facilities
Phases of overall plan Part 2: Break ground on Resort Planning for Zones and layout of everything Set up portable construction buildings Begin the massive landscaping project Lay out and build water system Lake Golf course Start construction on the shops Start construction on main buildings and hotel Finish main buildings and shops Open Golf course, hotel, and main buildings Begin Dome Begin construction on Lakeside venues Finish & open lakeside Begin Fairway Finish & open Fairway Begin Desert Finish & open Desert Finish & open Dome Begin Ranch Finish & open Ranch Begin Medieval Begin Elven Finish & open Elven Begin Fantasy Begin Arena Finish & open Fantasy Finish & open Arena Finish & open Medieval
Estimate 1 Billion dollars to build
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(a green venue) Venues Resort and Studio
Shuttles back and forth to Phoenix twice a day Would this be considered a resort? Probably. Creating dreams. Make your dreams come true Packages from website customizable. Discounts increase with each option added for your venue. All prices include tax (foreigners hate this about America). Good benefits for all staff. All wait staff are fully paid per hour. None of this living on tips shit. Non-profit that benefits homeless Ecosystem biomes 7 Venues: Lake w waterfall, grove, garden, desert, tropical mini, church, golf course, alternate, venue rooms. 4 backup venue rooms for bad weather, grand venue room may be split into 4 50 mini small venue, 100 large venue, 500 venue for golf course and grand room only. Set pieces, sound systems, stages, bars, lighting, the works. blocked off Photo shoot areas Unitarian church Tropical dome with pool, spa, bar, small venue/dance/dine area. Louisiana sectional restaurant - w tunnel of love (Cajun and french food) shops w flowers, jewelry, gifts, pharmacy, dress and tux rentals/purchases with fittings, full photo studio, wedding planers, etc (employed, contractors or business owners?) (Costume and ethnic clothing rental purchase and fitting) Desert style area (can be split into 2 smaller venues) Garden style area (can be split into 2 smaller venues) Grove style area (closed sat 9pm-sun 8am for services) Lake side (waterfall from desert part?) (can be split into 2 smaller venues) Bar and dance club (no reservations) When making venue reservations alternate choice of indoors backup offered and reserved as well as a secondary date for venue in venue contract. Packages with rooms at hotel. tunnel of love uses fancy gondolas with love poofs and an animatronic gondolier We won't have jobs for everyone, but this is mean to be a starting place for the homeless to get back on their feet and a place to employ people with special needs such as veterans with PTSD. Full time Vet for animals. Ranch style venue, separate motel cabins business. Packages with cabins. "barn" venue room. Western style bar Western themed decor Western style restaurant Cabins are studio, 1 bd, 2 bd, 3bd, 4bd, bridal, presidential. Horses, riding trails, etc Church closed to weddings from sat 9pm- Monday 8am and Wednesday service) Lake patrol If done in east mid AZ Greenly co, hotel will be necessary Golf course? If I were to do a hotel/golf course... Hotel would be in turn of last century style w theme sections according to price range. 1-2 person rooms, 2-4 shared rooms that have door between, 1bd suite, 2 bd suite, Bridal suite. Beautiful old Vegas style pool? Maintained and ran separately from venue as For-Profit. Hotel would have hanging gardens, Would have it's own restaurant and badance, and kitchens. Golf course would have mini-golf course. Ran by venue. 24 hour child care, game areas for various ages Teen smoothy, video game, and dance bar (teens and children would be required to wear identifying bands while on the venue premises, hotel is separate Small clinic with doctor on call, nurse, and other staff 24/7 as well as hopefully an ambulance service. Security office able to plan up to a royal family vising. (maybe Harry and Megan could be lured down to officiate in events. Imagine knighting ceremonies for venues.) Dome would act as conservatory. Administration building, aka central nervous system bakery. Teen, child care, and clinic areas in separate area. Mini golf course fenced and gated. No pools in the kiddy areas. 3 age grouped playgrounds, 1 babies and toddlers (indoors), a park for children ages 4-8, park for children ages 9 and older. Skate park with limited liability. Rock climbing business. Child art studio. Gaming systems in every room hotel and cabins. Children's wrist bands are water resistant and are like hospital bands with guardian's phone number, address, allergies (different color band), special needs (different colored band), Teen (13 and above different color band) Limited baby care, (8am-10pm), formulas offered at pharmacy) No children on the golf course unless there is a venue. Key cards will be offered with lanyards for kids. Access to areas is by wrist band. Kitchens will be run by master chef with each section having a head chef who is in charge of each section; French and Cajun restaurant, partially open Asian restaurant, venues, fantasy Cottages and fancy "village" with all that on one side, and medieval them on the other. Ranch will have separate and partially open kitchen with shows of master ranch cook, texas style (lets face it, we love the smell of meat over flame and love watching it cook) Barn style restaurant Fishing Boating (some romance boats) Large venue houseboat (will need lifeguard) small kitchen, bathroom, venue spaces indoor and outdoor (yacht like) Venue docking out over edge of lake in aframe that extends to a large dock balcony and dance area. Non-swimming beach area with photo set up, Hawaiian like theme. Church will be overseen by religious figure. Church accepts donation money for the homeless. Would like to have access to priests, preachers, ministers, etc who could step in to officiate. Pest control Planners would handle all events and may specialize. Planners would also work with filmographers and universities. All trash is to be recycled either by private business or on site. 0 landfill goal Will be a mass example of water recycling Lay layer of clay, lay layer of pond lining or waterproof concrete?, layer of gravel layer of flat rocks, layer of soil for grass, grass on top. PVC piping will channel water into underground resuscitate to be recycled into the lake water system.
Water cleaning system for lake (no swimming), bayou in restaurant, golf course, and other non bathing/drinking waters.
Bakery would always have backup cakes ready. All good food leftovers are donated to the homeless cafeteria.
Entire thing run by board of trustees. Limits on trustee salaries and benefits as well as limit on trustees changing the constitution of the organization. Mission statement will start with the dedication to help homeless out of homelessness. Mission statement is not to make huge sums of money or overcharge clientele Mission statement to build dreams. Assistance in helping homeless develop businesses around Venue's. Negotiable deposits.
Employees have electronic wristbands that work for both communication and to allow them access to areas they are allowed to be in. Savings plans for people saving up for a wedding. Theme weddings packages include decor for various wedding types of racial or religious tones. For example Hindi wedding decor.
All soaps watershed safe Will use sustainable green cleaning, all solar and wind energy. All used water is collected in a retaining lake, lake runs streams through Phytoremediation and other filtration. Toilets on completely separate system. Can used the cleaned gray water. Recycled sewage...? methane collection? burning? Water is checked regularly once it is ran through system. Fish in lake to help clean the water. (maybe someday I'll have my Elven venue) Greenhouse raised fruits and Veggies? Professional fireworks Golf course only watered at night. Power for cars in parking lots Bring your own stuff options available for venues that wish to save money by buying their own. Community business partnerships Jobs for homeless.
Business plan set out in phases: 1) layout and landscape planning for lake, ranch, golf course, hotel, conservatory, venue building, green houses, homeless land/rv/tent/cabin park, and resources buildings,(transportation to and from venue's). 2) architecture planning around all that, yikes 3) listing of all the necessary permits, loads I'd imagine 4) contractors 5) materials costs 6) building costs
Themes: Medieval Generic Garden Lake Elven Ranch Desert Western Hippy Celtic Buddhist Hindi Africana Asian Grecian Middle Eastern
Religions: Atheist nondenominational Buddhist Hebrew Christian Catholic Mormon Hindu Other religion
Graduations (will have to block out weeks for these), birthdays, anniversaries, Events, festivals, weddings, family gatherings, romantic get aways (valentines blocked off for this), cosplay, meetings, holidays, baptisms, confirmations, bar mitzvah, etc
Guests will be put into one of these groups/parties.
Outdoor Stone arena, Greek style. Fancy indoor theater. shows, plays, musicals, events, presentations, etc
Rodeo arena for rodeo events.
Medieval castle study as I have drawn out before but probably lost so I'll add that on. Will let people live like the medieval, perfect for cosplay, fairs, filming, festivals, living as a peasant or royal, castle is a hotel but with the medieval experience. (fake lighting made to look like candles and such) Students of green study welcome to use projects here. University partnerships (yes I want to compete with France for a total build of a medieval castle with techniques of the day. People would pay to do this LOL)
Hire people in security that specialize in Karen handling. Professionally dressed security and regular uniformed security.
Machining shop, wood shop, plaster shop, animatronics IT & electronics drones, costuming shop, vehicle shop, art shop, lighting shop, small film studio, etc. All shops would both employ and train homeless with university partnership.
There should always be spare suites unoccupied in case of changes or room problems.
Structure Mission statement Board of Trustees Directors Contractors Management Supervisors
Departments Ranch zone, Medieval zone, Contractors, Lake zone, Environmental Control, Hotel, Venue Restaurants and kitchens, etc, cabins, Elven zone, Golf courses, arena, theater, conservatory, Desert Zone,
With the lessors and contractors rental space funds go to the non-profit as well as agreement to hire half homeless or students and work with Universities?
Phase 1 Organization and planning, and outreach to anyone Phase 2 designs Phase 3 presenting Phase 4 acquiring funds Phase 5 designs Phase 6 contracts Phase 7 start construction Phase 8 build basic environmental structures for entire plan Phase 9 build support buildings Phase 10 Generic venues, lake, golf course, hotel, dome Phase 11 build set parts for venues Phase 12 Open Phase 13 build Desert Phase 14 build ranch Phase 15 build cabins Phase 16 build theater and arenas Phase 17 Begin construction and filming on Medieval project. Phase 18 build Elven Phase 19 build fantasy area Phase 20 complete and open Medieval area
All venues and areas have closing times. Cleaning and set up crews work between 2-7am. carriages, wagons, limos, rickshaw, horses, party bus, as options for the "special people". Venue planning tour free with Hotel room stay. Limited tour hours and days. Try to keep Wednesday free of venues for work on everything or large set up for events.
Funds go toward homeless support, payback of investors, and help in money making reserve for periods of economic downturn.
County and city tax breaks to people who build in thematic and attractive style. (yes, ugly shit has a higher tax rate)?
Fancy turnstiles and doors that are opened with bracelet? Keeps people out that don't belong. Care givers scan bracelets to release children to listed guardians. Rooms with oxygen machines, powered carts, wheel chairs, walkers, and care assistants available upon request. It's all about love. Perhaps forest acreage for horse back hunting later. Timing of events and noise buffering between venues will be a must. Maybe scenic buffer zones with offices and shops between, of course pretty fronts.
In Greenlee County AZ lots and lots of ready to develop land. Would need 4 separate sites, 1 for medieval/fantasy/elven, 1 for resort, 1 for aqua/agriculture, other for homeless living?
Desert Zone Ranch & Rodeo Zone Lake Zone
Golf Course Zone Elven Zone Garden Main Venue Zone
Dome Zone Hotel Zone Medieval Zone
Fantasy Zone Arena Zone Fairway Zone
------Non-venue Revenue------ Club and Bar Hotel Shops Louisiana Style Romance Restaurant Fancy Restaurant Golf Course Mini Golf Course Lake boats Fishing (number limited, specific areas) Shops
--------------HOMELESS-------------------- asafeplacetobe.org as a website?
bar mitzvah
A Place To Go. Buy a large swath of farmland, and have it insured by camp ground insurance.
Have a main facility that would incorporation medical, social, and economic supports Free Clinic with full psychiatric services full SSA State Welfare State Work program or vocational rehabilitation facilities. HUD ID services Police Kiosk office of veterans affairs
Ban on all Alcohol and Drug use outside of the medical facility where medications are kept, including marijuana. Inside medical facility there will be area's set aside for use of pot, the pills will be dispensed via nurse, agreement to live in camp is agreement to psychiatric and medication management.
Big Water Well, sell the excess
Gym with swimming pool, lockers, and full bathroom support.
Cafeteria Income based as low as $1 month space rental, can be paid by anyone. Building of temporary and mobile structures permitted by per approved structure plans. Free movable foundation frame (wheeled, flatbed, or fork lifted)
Recycling Factory under separate LLC outfitted similarly to Savers. Perhaps stores of some sort like Savers? Some income that helps the homeless and gives them a job to start with.
Perhaps also a company that builds tiny homes, campers, and sheds.
Camps have single outlet for use and a marked out space to use.
Buildings built with sustainability in mind.
Community sustainability projects within camp.
Bus program for A Place to Go.
Eventually a Full psychiatric hospital and connected group homes.
An association for the needy with president, 2 financial officers, secretary, and others as an important part of reincorporation into society but also to be certain they have a voice.
A "town hall" for the people, where voting can also take place.
A post office box center offering free boxes or low rent boxes.
Would love to have a lake or river where anyone could fish and the fish would be restocked.
Have a farming area to give people something to do if they cannot work in manufacturing.
Resort jobs and training.
Unitarian Church
---Things can be checked out like in a library Art studio Mechanics shop Library Wood shop Crafts Studio Auto shop Online artisan's etsy room for selling?
The Temple of Man, over seen by the Unitarian Church, created by the homeless as the next wonder of the world the Temple is the home of the Forsaken.
All water is recycled. All farming in water conservationist green houses.
Our Association met it's Month's water saver goals.
Experiments in aquatic sustainability in farming.
Cisterns under each greenhouse holds reservoirs of water
Community room, TV, Games, Internet/computers, music, dry-bar, etc
Rainwater catchment
Open for Students in various studies to participate and do research into homelessness, sustainability, and other social research papers, as well as experimental projects by universities to change things.
This could be a very grand human decision that anyone could participate in, to do something about homelessness. Your part in it is your investment into a better future for ALL of mankind.
No practice of religious law that violates local, state, federal, and campground rules, regulations, or laws.
No physical abuse or sexual abuse allowed.
This is a shelter land, you are a leaser and agree to camp rules, this is not a home rental, you are renting a camping place and the same laws do not apply as in residences.
The American Flag will always wave.
Transition to housing plan.
All trash is to be recycled either by private business or on site. 0 landfill goal
Greenlee County, AZ https://www.landandfarm.com/property/14681_Acres_in_Greenlee_County-9709848/
sustainability, conservation, recycling
1) Incorporation of Organization as a non-profit with all proceeds going into this project and profits held for the benefit of the homeless in supporting camp first, transition to home second. Profits over a certain amount reserve amount will be turned into grants to help homeless people buy homes.
Transition involves, HUD, Habitat for Humanity, and other housing organizations to help physically and financially.
Goal is to end homelessness in America and to have a safe place for people to lay their heads when they have no other home. When done (homelessness ended) transitions to habitat for humanity, when done, transitions to some other form of charity.
Next goal: save the world
-------financial-------- must calculate how much it will cost for the homeless camp then use that to figure out how much profit the resort would have to make to support it

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Four ChristmasesTomorrow, 7:30 PM / AMCALL 64Trying to avoid their parents during Christmas, a couple plans a secret trip and tells everyone they are helping a charity, but when the trip is interrupted, they must visit each of their divorced parents, which leads to trouble and revelations.
Three's Company - Three's ChristmasTomorrow, 7:30 PM / IFC 85Jack, Chrissy and Janet accept an invitation to attend a Christmas party at the Ropers' place, but they quickly wish they hadn't and attempt to escape after they receive a last-minute invitation to a more exciting party.
Blaze and the Monster Machines - Monster Machine ChristmasTomorrow, 7:30 PM / NGN-E 125Blaze and AJ offer their assistance to Santa as he gets his magical bag of gifts ready the night before Christmas, but when Crusher causes the contents of the bag to spill out, Blaze must get the presents back in time for Christmas morning.
Arthur ChristmasTomorrow, 7:38 PM / STRZFK 274With a vital task that must be completed as quickly as possible, Santa's youngest son attempts to use his father's technologically advanced business to accomplish the undertaking, and along the way, he comes to further understand his family.
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole ChristmasTomorrow, 8:00 PM / WFLA-NG1 8/ NBC / HDTVA mean-hearted hermit descends into an unsuspecting town, looking to act out his plan to ruin Christmas which involves stealing all of the presents, food and decorations, but he ends up learning the true meaning of the holiday instead.
Santa Claus Is Coming to TownTomorrow, 8:00 PM / WFTS-DT 11/ ABCA special delivery man's truck breaks down, so he starts to reveal the origin of Santa Claus and numerous Claus-related Christmas traditions in order to answer children's letters to the jolly man; children learn about Santa Claus' childhood.
Dear ChristmasTomorrow, 8:00 PM / LIF-E 38A popular podcast host known for being a love expert prepares for her holiday episodes where she shares true romance stories with her listeners, but despite the subject matter of her show, she has never experienced love herself.
Everybody Loves Raymond - All I Want for ChristmasTomorrow, 8:00 PM / TVLAND 49Things are hectic during the holidays, leaving Ray and Debra very little time alone and it seems the more Ray tries to promote a romantic mood, the more frequently they're interrupted, and not even the new "Magic Hands" massager can fix the problem.
Five Star ChristmasTomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALMRK 68A travel writer arrives at a familys bed and breakfast unexpectedly, so they all try and pretend to be guests to try and get a good review, but things start to become complicated when one of them starts to fall in love with the guest.
Romance at Reindeer LodgeTomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALLMV 84When two people refuse to participate in any Christmas events, they decide to spend the holiday at a ranch, but their plans are ruined after they realize that they are stranded at a Christmas-themed destination filled with holiday cheer.
Peppa Pig - Father Christmas; Santa's Grotto; Santa's Visit; Mr. Potato Christmas Show; SnowTomorrow, 8:00 PM / NGN-E 125Peppa and the rest of the group put on a big Christmas pageant for the parents; When Danny Dog dresses up as Santa Clause, they get a visit from Father Christmas himself.
A Christmas in VermontTomorrow, 8:00 PM / WTTA-SD 609/ COZITV / HDTVA corporate employee is dispatched to one of her company's holdings and told to shut it down, but when she arrives at the Vermont outerwear store, she begins to fall in love and learns a precious lesson about people.
Everybody Loves Raymond - The ToasterTomorrow, 8:30 PM / TVLAND 49This Christmas Ray gets both sets of parents' a toaster with a personal inscription from them, and Debra's folks are thrilled with theirs, but Marie, Frank and Robert fail to notice the engraving and exchange it for a state-of-the-art coffee maker.
Home Alone 4: Taking Back the HouseTomorrow, 8:30 PM / HBOF-W 211A young boy who proves himself to be extremely resourceful sneaks away from home on Christmas Eve to spend the holidays with his newly divorced father and his rich girlfriend and attempts to protect the mansion from thieving villains.
Grandma Got Run Over By a ReindeerTomorrow, 9:00 PM / WTOG-DT 4/ CW / HDTVAs his parents try to keep from losing their store to the town's richest man, a boy begins his Christmas Eve on a quest to track down his missing grandmother and prove that Santa is real, but the real Santa is not quite what he expected.
Everybody Loves Raymond - The Christmas PictureTomorrow, 9:00 PM / TVLAND 49Once again Raymond is desperate to come up with a Christmas gift for his parents, and when he hits on the idea of a family photograph, it seems the perfect plan, but Raymond fails to count on Marie and Debra's thoughts on who counts as "family."
Biggest Little Christmas Showdown - Mini Mele Kalikimaka ChristmasTomorrow, 9:00 PM / HGTV 57/ NewA group of miniaturists, people who make and collect miniature objects, competes to create tiny holiday homes and villages that boast a Christmastime theme, and the winning exhibit is to be recreated as a full-size vacation home.
Holiday Baking Championship - Sweet SurprisesTomorrow, 9:00 PM / COOKING 91The bakers create a dessert that is inspired be a classic Christmas sweater that is ugly as well; the main round of the competition features the bakers showing off what they can do by making edible gift boxes filled with desserts inside
Everybody Loves Raymond - Christmas PresentTomorrow, 9:30 PM / TVLAND 49All Ray wants for Christmas is a chance to tee off on a new course he's been dying to play and devises a plan to get Debra an extra expensive gift believing she'll be overwhelmed and allow him a golfing weekend, but doesn't see the flaw in his plan
Everybody Loves Raymond - Season's GreetingsTomorrow, 10:00 PM / TVLAND 49Marie is jealous when a Christmas letter from a relative seems to rub in how wonderful her life and family are, listing all their accomplishments for the year, so not to be out done, Marie gets Debra to help with a holiday update of their own.
Martha Knows Best - Have Yourself a Very Martha ChristmasTomorrow, 10:00 PM / HGTV 57/ NewHost Martha Stewart conducts a wide variety of home and gardening projects at her farm, which is located in Upstate New York, as well as gives fans and celebrity friends her advice regarding their home and gardening projects.
Christmas in MontanaTomorrow, 10:00 PM / HALLMV 84A woman goes to Montana to help a resistant man save his ranch before the holidays, and her time on the ranch helps restore her faith in Christmas just in time for a miracle.
Holiday Baking Championship - Christmas MorningTomorrow, 10:00 PM / COOKING 91The remaining quartet of culinary survivors are given a chance to recreate the classic childhood feeling of waking up on Christmas morning with a challenge to craft edible dessert stockings before constructing cream puff Christmas trees.
A Timeless ChristmasTomorrow, 10:03 PM / HALMRK 68A man ends up traveling from 1903 to 2020 and meets a woman who helps him experience what Christmastime is like in the 21st century.
Christmas HotelTomorrow, 10:05 PM / LIF-E 38An aspiring hotel manager finds her work cut out for her when her boss tasks her with opening a new chain in her small hometown, where residents are displeased with the company, so she turns to an old childhood friend for help winning them over.
Bad Santa 2Tomorrow, 11:00 PM / CMDY-E 61Willie Soke and his sidekick, Marcus, make plans to rob a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve, and along the way, they encounter Willie's mother, a cheery boy, who evokes Willie's humanity, and a proper lady with a heart of gold.
In the House - Christmas StoryTomorrow, 11:00 PM / ASPIRE 180The children band together to make sure that the entire family celebrates the Christmas holiday together.
The King of Queens - Net ProphetsTomorrow, 11:30 PM / TVLAND 49Doug receives a sizeable bonus for Christmas, and Carrie refuses to entertain any option besides investment; Arthur gets into a heated competition with the neighbors over which of them can build the biggest yard ornament for the holidays.
Big City Greens - Green ChristmasTomorrow, 11:30 PM / DISNEYXD 122Tilly tries to warn Cricket on Christmas Eve that he may not have a place on Santa's "Nice List," which prompts him to perform last-minute good deeds; Gramma and Nancy brainstorm various things to get Bill as a holiday gift.

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Deck the HallsTomorrow, 12:00 AM / FAM-E 52As two neighbors in a small town prepare for the festivities of Christmas, they get into an all-out war when one decides to decorate his home with so many lights that they are visible from space, but they soon learn the true meaning of Christmas.
The Most Wonderful Time of the YearTomorrow, 12:00 AM / HALMRK 68A single working mother's disdain for the holiday season is put to the test when her uncle, a kindly, retired police officer, brings a mysterious stranger by her home in an effort to rekindle the Christmas spirit for her and her young son.
Martin - Holiday BluesTomorrow, 12:00 AM / BET 71Martin wants to take Gina to Philadelphia in order to visit her parents for the Christmas holiday, but when their bus gets unexpectedly snowed in at the station, their bags also get stolen, jeopardizing their trip altogether.
A Godwink ChristmasTomorrow, 12:00 AM / HALLMV 84When a St. Louis antique appraiser accepts a marriage proposal from her boyfriend, her aunt invites her to her Nantucket home near Martha's Vineyard, but while there, she meets a charming inn owner and begins to fall in love with him.
People Presents: Once Upon a Main StreetTomorrow, 12:01 AM / LIF-E 38A woman makes plans to turn an empty storefront into a year-round Christmas shop, but when she learns a man has the same idea, they both agree to help the current property owner with his holiday chairman duties with hopes of winning the space.
Finding ChristmasTomorrow, 2:00 AM / HALLMV 84After men from New York and North Carolina decide to switch residences during the holiday season, each one encounters a woman from the other's life, and as romance ensues, the time for each person to return home approaches.
Dear ChristmasTomorrow, 2:04 AM / LIF-E 38A popular podcast host known for being a love expert prepares for her holiday episodes where she shares true romance stories with her listeners, but despite the subject matter of her show, she has never experienced love herself.
PJ Masks - PJ Masks Save ChristmasTomorrow, 2:15 AM / DISNEYJR 179The PJ Masks work alongside Santa Claus when Romeo decides to ruin Christmas for everybody to being placed in the infamous naught list.
Extreme Christmas TreesTomorrow, 3:00 AM / TLC 46From the breath-taking decadence of the largest Christmas tree installation in Las Vegas to a fragrant fir adorned with over $200,000 worth of specifically collected ornaments, the holidays will officially be kicked into high gear.
Disney's Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - Mickey Saves SantaTomorrow, 3:25 AM / DISNEYJR 179Christmas is in danger of not happening this year when Santa's sleigh breaks down on Christmas Eve and he is unable to deliver all of the presents in his bag, so Mickey and friends come to Santa's aid and help ensure all the gifts are given out.
Rick Steves' Special: European ChristmasTomorrow, 3:30 AM / WEDU-DT 3/ PBS / HDTVHost Rick Steves hosts a colorful celebration of Christmas traditions from all across Europe, with traditions from England, to Wales, France, Norway, germany and others; bright Christmas markets and performances from local choirs.
Felix the Cat Saves ChristmasTomorrow, 3:45 AM / STRZFK 274The Professor and Rock Bottom are plotting to ruin Christmas by creating the world's largest blizzard, and it's up to Felix the Cat and Poindexter to journey to the North Pole and save Christmas with the help of Santa Claus.
Double HolidayTomorrow, 4:00 AM / HALMRK 68A career-driven woman competes for a promotion opportunity at work with her office co-worker, but when the CEO asks the two of them to plan the company's Christmas party, they start to learn more about one another and feelings begin to develop.
The Christmas OrnamentTomorrow, 4:00 AM / HALLMV 84After a widow decides to keep her winter holiday festivities relatively low key, she soon encounters a Christmas tree lot owner who provides her with a decorative item, and she starts to realize that there may be a lot more to life.
Fresh Beat Band of Spies - Christmas 2.0Tomorrow, 4:13 AM / NGN-E 125The Fresh Beat Band of Spies must embark on an adventurous journey to the North Pole in order to deck the halls and prevent Christmas from being ruined by an elf, who is overly enthusiastic, and his mechanical Santa Claus
The Great Christmas Light FightTomorrow, 4:55 AM / AMCALL 64Families from Pleasanton, Calif., Hillsboro, Tenn., St. George, Utah and Duluth, Minn. compete in a contest to see who can impress the judges with creative Christmas house decorations in order to win the prize of $50,000.
Buttons: A Christmas TaleTomorrow, 4:57 AM / STRZFK 274Two orphan girls' only wish is to find a home for Christmas, and when they meet two unexpected visitors, they turn out to be their guardian angels who, with a little help, turn the tide of events and change their lives forever.
Love That Girl! - Happy Hold Up DayTomorrow, 5:00 AM / TVONE 146The holiday season takes a turn for the worst when a group of bank robbers decides it is the perfect time to undertake a Christmas Eve heist that results in the unintended consequence of Imunique and her friends being taken hostage.
Christmas in HomesteadTomorrow, 6:00 AM / HALMRK 68A famous actress comes to a Christmas-obsessed small town in Iowa to shoot a holiday-themed movie and is surprised to find herself falling for a local innkeeper who is also a single father as she receives a lesson in the true meaning of Christmas.
Christmas on Honeysuckle LaneTomorrow, 6:00 AM / HALLMV 84When a woman returns to her hometown in order to celebrate the holidays for the last time in the home she grew up in, she discovers a hidden surprise in her mother's antique desk which teaches her the true meaning of Christmas.
What's Happening!! - ChristmasTomorrow, 6:00 AM / TVONE 146Raj and Dee plan to have Christmas dinner at Bill's place because Mama has to work and cannot celebrate with everyone, but she may actually wind up being alone for the holiday when her plans suddenly change at the last minute.
It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas MovieTomorrow, 7:00 AM / FAM-E 52Kermit the Frog and the Muppets have to scramble to raise money to save the Muppet Theater when the bank owner who holds their mortgage wants to transform the building into a casino, and they receive assistance from an angel.
The Andy Griffith Show - The Christmas StoryTomorrow, 7:00 AM / SUN 89Andy empties the Mayberry jail in a gesture of goodwill for Christmas, unaware that the spiteful designs of Ben Weaver threaten to eclipse the festivities of the season unless Andy can find a way to impart some holiday cheer to the cranky codger.
Disney Mickey Mouse - Duck the Halls: A Mickey Mouse ChristmasTomorrow, 7:00 AM / DISNEYXD 122Donald Duck gets himself into a peculiar situation when he decides to stay with Mickey and the gang to celebrate Christmas festivities with them instead of traveling south for the winter alongside Daisy and the other ducks.
A Christmas Winter SongTomorrow, 8:00 AM / LIF-E 38A musical bond forms between a Christmas shop owner and a former jazz singer who has hit rock bottom as the store owner tries to help the artist reconnect with his daughter and grandchildren in time for the towns annual holiday concert.
CMT Christmas MusicTomorrow, 8:00 AM / CMTV 45/ NewA selection of Christmas-themed music videos is presented from some of the industry's most popular artists, including rising stars and music icons.
On the Twelfth Day of ChristmasTomorrow, 8:00 AM / HALMRK 68A woman is delighted when a man for whom she has long held feelings moves to town, and his lack of holiday spirit motivates her to come up with 12 Christmas gifts that offer tasks she hopes will inspire him to rediscover his passion.
Operation ChristmasTomorrow, 8:00 AM / HALLMV 84After her military officer boyfriend is forced to deploy right before Christmas, a single mother and her children are inspired by their own difficulties to help other families of military members, with their efforts going viral.
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** 1 MONTH UNTIL CHRISTMAS! *\*
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Prancer Returns Tomorrow, 12:00 AM / FAM-E 52 When an eight-year-old boy finds a baby reindeer, he believes that it is one of Santa Clau's reindeer, named Prancer, and he wants to return him to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve, thus teaching his family the true meaning of Christmas.
Nostalgic Christmas Tomorrow, 12:00 AM / HALLMV 84 When a woman visits the small town in Maine where she grew up, she learns that her dad is set to sell his toy store and retire from his wood-carving career, also the town's lumber mill is up for sale, possibly making this her last Christmas there.
A Twist of Christmas Tomorrow, 12:01 AM / LIF-E 38 A single mother fears her son's Christmas is ruined when she accidentally mixes up his presents with the daughter of a lawyer, who she despises, but the pair find themselves falling in love as they try to sort out the gifts.
A Christmas Duet Tomorrow, 12:03 AM / HALMRK 68 A music duo who decided to go their separate ways many years ago is brought back together through fate at a lodge in a town in Vermont, and it seems the magic of Christmas might be just enough to reunite the pair once again.
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Tomorrow, 1:25 AM / HBO 201 After accidentally burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree, Harold and Kumar embark on a quest to find the perfect replacement in New York City, but along the way, they run into all types of trouble blocking their path.
The Cleveland Show - Murray Christmas Tomorrow, 1:30 AM / BET 71 Rallo's teacher forces him to spend a weekend at a retirement home in order to know the senior citizens better, and while he is there, he learns about Hanukkah and tries to help one of the residents rekindle his holiday spirit by escaping.
A Family Christmas Gift Tomorrow, 2:00 AM / HALLMV 84 A woman spends the holidays with her aunt, and she helps plan a fundraising Christmas concert, which brings her closer to her aunt and a new love into her life.
A Welcome Home Christmas Tomorrow, 2:04 AM / LIF-E 38 While supporting her local military chapter's Christmas toy drive, a woman is partnered with a veteran who has recently returned home, and as they organize the annual Christmas ball for the kids, they begin to form a special bond with each other.
Die Hard (Yes! Its a Christmas movie!) Tomorrow, 2:45 AM / HBO2 202 A New York cop, who is visiting Los Angeles, finds himself pitted against a group of ruthless terrorists who have taken a large number of hostages in a high-rise office building, and he is forced to fight for their survival alone.
Girlfriends - You Better Watch Out Tomorrow, 3:00 AM / BET J 107 Stan surprises Maya by giving her a very expensive watch for Christmas, but when the well-meaning Joan encourages her to give the timepiece back to him, she refuses to do so because she absolutely loves the valuable gift.
Love Always, Santa Tomorrow, 4:00 AM / HALLMV 84 A sweet young girl who lost her father on Christmas three years ago and whose mother has never truly recovered since decides to write a letter to Santa Claus in hopes the he can find her mother find true happiness once again.
Christmas in Homestead Tomorrow, 4:03 AM / HALMRK 68 A famous actress comes to a Christmas-obsessed small town in Iowa to shoot a holiday-themed movie and is surprised to find herself falling for a local innkeeper who is also a single father as she receives a lesson in the true meaning of Christmas.
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Tomorrow, 4:25 AM / HBOWAL 208 After accidentally burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree, Harold and Kumar embark on a quest to find the perfect replacement in New York City, but along the way, they run into all types of trouble blocking their path.
The Ren & Stimpy Show - Son of Stimpy Tomorrow, 5:30 AM / THEN 140 When the duo catches the Christmas spirit from an unusual new friend, who later mysteriously disappears, they are left confused and sad.
Love That Girl! - Twas the Night Before Christmas Tomorrow, 5:40 AM / TVONE 146 When a storm on Christmas Eve traps the gang in the condo, everyone is forced to make the most out of the situation and learn to get along, until they learn that Delroy's bus was in an accident on the way to Las Vegas for his trip.
Die Hard Tomorrow, 5:45 AM / HBO2W 209 A New York cop, who is visiting Los Angeles, finds himself pitted against a group of ruthless terrorists who have taken a large number of hostages in a high-rise office building, and he is forced to fight for their survival alone.
Christmas Joy Tomorrow, 6:00 AM / HALMRK 68 When a market researcher is about to receive a promotion at work, she is unexpectedly called home to help her aunt recover from surgery, but she soon finds herself participating in a local baking competition with her former flame.
Christmas Everlasting Tomorrow, 6:00 AM / HALLMV 84 When a woman gets exciting news that she has received a promotion at her law firm, she believes she is about to have the best Christmas, but when she learns that her sister has died, she is forced to return home to deal with an eccentric will.
Sonic Christmas Blast Tomorrow, 6:38 AM / ENCORFM 378 Dr. Robotnik decides to take over for a retiring Santa Claus, but it is up to Sonic to save Christmas when he learns that the robot villain is beginning to steal every gift on the planet instead of spreading the holiday cheer.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Deck the Halls Tomorrow, 7:00 AM / BET 71 Will decides to celebrate his first Christmas at the Banks household by decorating the entire place with bright lights and garish holiday adornments, but the family's wealthy neighbors aren't happy about the blemish on their upper-class neighborhood.
Mom - Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates Tomorrow, 7:30 AM / FXX 82 Christy stumbles upon information that suggests Adam has been hiding something from Bonnie while she was looking for a Secret Santa gift; Tammy tries to prevent herself from being sent back to prison by looking for a job.
Christmas Stars Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / LIF-E 38 A bartender with a talent for writing lyrics befriends an aspiring R&B artist, who helps her reach her goal of getting a record deal, but their friendship is tested when the label executives appear to be more interested in her ability to write songs.
Reunited at Christmas Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / HALMRK 68 When a family comes together for Christmas, a woman accepts her boyfriend's proposal in front of all of her loved ones, but when the woman admits her true feelings, her new fiancé finds himself forced to play out a façade during the holiday.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians - Family Matters Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / ETV-E 70 The family fights over holiday plans when Kim reveals she doesnt want to host the annual Christmas party; Scott is reunited with a relative from his past and struggles to discuss his parents; Khloe fills in as Kriss assistant and causes drama.
Pinocchio's Christmas Tomorrow, 9:00 AM / AMCALL 64 In Pinocchio's attempts to earn money for Christmas presents, a series of events find him as a part of a Marionette show, escaping into the Forest of Enchantment with a girl puppet and sold as a toy for kids, where only Santa's reindeer can save him.
Sonic Christmas Blast Tomorrow, 9:38 AM / WAM-W 389 Dr. Robotnik decides to take over for a retiring Santa Claus, but it is up to Sonic to save Christmas when he learns that the robot villain is beginning to steal every gift on the planet instead of spreading the holiday cheer.
On Strike for Christmas Tomorrow, 10:00 AM / LIF-E 38 Tired of the years they have spent preparing for Christmas by cooking, cleaning, buying gifts and more, with little help from their husbands, the women of a small town led by a fed-up wife go on strike and refuse to do the work this year.
A Christmas Melody Tomorrow, 10:00 AM / HALLMV 84 After closing her boutique in the city, a single mother returns to her hometown with her young daughter, who tries to get ready for a holiday performance with her new music teacher's help while her mother contends with a rival from her past.
Prancer Returns Tomorrow, 10:30 AM / FAM-E 52 When an eight-year-old boy finds a baby reindeer, he believes that it is one of Santa Clau's reindeer, named Prancer, and he wants to return him to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve, thus teaching his family the true meaning of Christmas.
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch - Sabrina Claus Tomorrow, 10:30 AM / FUSE 109 After Sabrina develops a mild case of "egotitis," her aunts introduce her to a man named Bob who is actually Santa Claus; when Santa is injured, Sabrina must fill in for him by delivering all the world's presents on Christmas Eve.
Malcolm in the Middle - Pearl Harbor Tomorrow, 11:30 AM / FUSE 109 Malcolm and Reese fall victim to a scheme perpetrated by their neighbor who convinces them both they're gay and has them embark to a musical together; Hal gets fed up with competing over Christmas decorations and invents a new holiday.
Dear Secret Santa Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / LIF-E 38 When a young woman named Jennifer moves back into her childhood home, she's immediately reminded of Jack, an old friend who's recently passed away, and thoughts of him only increase when Jennifer begins to receive curious Christmas cards in the mail.
The Sweetest Christmas Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / HALMRK 68 When a struggling pastry chef makes it to the finals of a baking competition, her excitement is dissipated by the news that her oven has broken down, so reaches out to her ex-boyfriend to use his pizzeria oven to craft her winning confections.
A Veteran's Christmas Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / HALLMV 84 After a Marine is honorably discharged, she becomes stranded in a small town when her jeep breaks down on her way to Cincinnati, but when a local judge offers her a place to stay, the two find themselves falling in love.
Homemade Christmas Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / LIF-E 38 An ambitious freelance assistant is given an opportunity to save a Christmas party and impress the man she has a crush on, but as Christmas gets closer she begins to develop feelings for another guy, and she struggles to make a choice between them.
The King of Queens - Net Prophets Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / CMTV 45 Doug receives a sizeable bonus for Christmas, and Carrie refuses to entertain any option besides investment; Arthur gets into a heated competition with the neighbors over which of them can build the biggest yard ornament for the holidays.
A Merry Christmas Match Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / HALLMV 84 A young woman lives in a popular ski village and also works at a local antique shop, and when a young man, who was recently named as a "Christmas Catch" comes into her shop, sparks fly, and she starts to wonder what could be.
Malcolm in the Middle - Hal's Christmas Gift Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / FUSE 109 Hal and Lois struggle to come up with ideas for homemade gifts for the kids as a result of their meager budget; Malcolm starts to feel like his brothers are alienating him; Hal tries to find a gift worthy of his boisterous claims.
Jack Frost Tomorrow, 2:30 PM / AMCALL 64 A neglectful father chasing a dream to become a rock musician dies in an automobile accident while trying to get home for Christmas and returns in the form of a snowman to spend time with his son and do the things he always meant to do.
Friends - The One with Chandler in a Box Tomorrow, 2:30 PM / TBS 23 Chandler accepts his punishment for kissing Kathy by spending Thanksgiving inside a shipping crate; Monica finds that Richard's son is also attracted to her; the gang takes turns giving each other Secret Santa gifts for the holidays.
Christmas with the Kranks Tomorrow, 3:00 PM / FAM-E 52 Crushed that their daughter won't be coming home for Christmas, a couple decides to skip the holiday for a tropical getaway; after suddenly learning their daughter is on her way home, they find themselves scrambling to create a Christmas wonderland.
Candy Cane Christmas Tomorrow, 4:00 PM / LIF-E 38 A woman's spirits are dashed when her neighborhood decides to forego her most cherished Christmas tradition, which leads her to search for a new tradition to start while realizing that she is missing love as the most critical part of it.
A Christmas Detour Tomorrow, 4:00 PM / HALMRK 68 Two passengers with clashing personalities cross paths again in their airport hotel after their flight is forced to change course and must find a way to work together so that she can reach her destination in time for her wedding.
Grounded for Christmas Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / LIF-E 38 A pilot reluctantly agrees to allow her arrogant co-worker to stay at her parents house when all flights in Cleveland are grounded due to a winter storm, but the pair are forced to feign being a couple when her former boyfriend arrives for a party.
Christmas in Vienna Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / HALMRK 68 A concert violinist starts to feel that her heart not in it anymore, but after she decides to travel to Vienna for a performance, she finds the inspiration she felt had been missing, and she also stumbles across a new love.
Christmas in Angel Falls Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / HALLMV 84 A guardian angel is assigned to the town of Angel Falls in order to help the residents revitalize their Christmas spirit, but when she volunteers at the local church, she befriends a volunteer fire chief, who is skeptical of her purpose.
Last Christmas Tomorrow, 6:15 PM / HBOSG 203 A young woman who appears to have an endless amount of bad luck decides to accept a job working as an elf in a year-round Christmas store, but after a man enters her life and her life starts to change, she wonders if it's all too good to be true.
Arthur Christmas Tomorrow, 6:20 PM / STRZCM 276 With a vital task that must be completed as quickly as possible, Santa's youngest son attempts to use his father's technologically advanced business to accomplish the undertaking, and along the way, he comes to further understand his family.
Bad Santa Tomorrow, 7:00 PM / PARAMNT 43 A drunken con man and his partner in crime pose as a department store Santa and elf in order to steal from the vault every year, but an overzealous head of security and a lonely and clingy little boy threaten to ruin this year's haul.
The Polar Express Tomorrow, 7:00 PM / AMCALL 64 A young boy's doubts about Santa's existence are allayed when he is invited aboard a magical train for a journey to the North Pole, where he is treated to a special gift reserved only for those who truly believe in Santa.
Twinkle All The Way Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / LIF-E 38 When a snow storm threatens to ruin a wedding at the exclusive Snowview Lodge, a wedding planner turns to the co-owner of a Christmas décor and house-lighting company for help ensuing the ceremony runs smoothly as he works with a high-profile client.
Good Morning Christmas! Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALMRK 68 Two quarreling television hosts are sent on an assignment to report on a small town's festive Christmas celebration plans, but as they feign civility for the sake of appearance, something genuine starts to form from the fake act.
Cranberry Christmas Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALLMV 84 A separated couple feign marital bliss on national television in order to help their town's Christmas festival, and their business, but their rekindled love is soon complicated by some new opportunities.
Home Improvement - Home for the Holidays Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / WFTS-DT2 629 / LAFF When Randy decides to visit the family for Christmas, he discovers that life has gone on without him and that things around the house have changed; Tim is shocked when he learns Al is his strongest competition for the annual decorating contest.
Little House on the Prairie - Christmas at Plum Creek Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALLDRMHD 1124 The members of the Ingalls family secretly take extra jobs at Christmas to be able to buy special gifts for each other, and Laura feels left out because she is too young to work until she comes up with an idea about how to raise money on her own.
Nature - Santa's Wild Home Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / WEDU-DT 3 / PBS / HDTV / New An intimate look into life in Lapland, a region in northern Finland that's the fabled home of Santa Claus, reveals a land of snowy trees, green lights in a star-filled sky, and tenacious wildlife such as reindeer, wolverines and brown bears.
Bad Santa Tomorrow, 9:00 PM / PARAMNT 43 A drunken con man and his partner in crime pose as a department store Santa and elf in order to steal from the vault every year, but an overzealous head of security and a lonely and clingy little boy threaten to ruin this year's haul.
Last Christmas Tomorrow, 9:15 PM / HBOSW 210 A young woman who appears to have an endless amount of bad luck decides to accept a job working as an elf in a year-round Christmas store, but after a man enters her life and her life starts to change, she wonders if it's all too good to be true.
Bob's Burgers - Better Off Sled Tomorrow, 9:30 PM / FXX 82 Louise, Gene and Tina engage in a heated turf war when their usual sledding territory is invaded by a group of angsty teenagers; Bob comes to Linda's aid as she faces limited time left to knit three scarves before Christmas arrives.
Hope at Christmas Tomorrow, 10:00 PM / HALLMV 84 When a mother and her young daughter come to a small town in North Carolina for the holidays, a man tries to make her Christmas wishes come true by helping her open herself up to life, love and believing in the spirit of Christmas again.
A Nashville Christmas Carol Tomorrow, 10:03 PM / HALMRK 68 A TV producer becomes forced to work with the man who broke her heart on a country music Christmas special, but she gets interrupted by Christmas spirits who are determined to get her to revisit events that occurred in her past.
Rediscovering Christmas Tomorrow, 10:05 PM / LIF-E 38 A department store window designer returns to her hometown to help her sister spearhead decorations for the towns annual Snowflake Festival and Christmas Eve dance, but she finds herself butting heads with the man whose family created the festival.
K9 Christmas Tomorrow, 10:56 PM / ENCORFM 378 An injured dog who used to work for the police is adopted by a girl whose group of friends organize a special charity concert to benefit children in need, but when two criminals plan to steal the money, the group bands together to save Christmas.
Friends - The One with 2 Parts, Pt 2 Tomorrow, 11:00 PM / NIC-E 36 Rachel attempts to take down her Christmas lights on the balcony without assistance and ends up suffering from a sprained ankle; Phoebe is forced to run damage control after her twin sister breaks up with a devastated Joey.
Bad Santa 2 Tomorrow, 11:00 PM / PARAMNT 43 Willie Soke and his sidekick, Marcus, make plans to rob a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve, and along the way, they encounter Willie's mother, a cheery boy, who evokes Willie's humanity, and a proper lady with a heart of gold.
The Polar Express Tomorrow, 11:00 PM / AMCALL 64 A young boy's doubts about Santa's existence are allayed when he is invited aboard a magical train for a journey to the North Pole, where he is treated to a special gift reserved only for those who truly believe in Santa.

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Angela & Michael: After Angela Ubered off into the Nigerian night last week, Aunt Lydia questioned if Michael was prepared to tolerate outbursts like this from his wife (Here’s your late pass from the last 3 years, Aunt Lydia). He assured her of his ability to handle Angela, as he set off driving back to their apartment, nervously gripping his fake Louis Vuitton steering wheel cover the entire way, knowing what awaited him. He found Angela in the apartment sitting in the kitchen wearing one of her sensible toting camisole tops, waiting for her prey to arrive. She wasted no time letting Michael have it, giving him the hard facts that she will NOT be anyone’s submissive wife. Michael persistently tried to calm her rage, even using a quiet tone and trying to talk through the angry fury raining down upon him, but no such luck. For those that could only see the fight as a bunch of yelling, the meat of it was this; Michael has been agreeing with Angela all along that they will be (whatever Angela considers to be) equal partners in their marriage, but also telling his family that he will be the head of the household/She will be the submissive wife. I’m sure given the Facebook courtship, the age difference, and the fact that Michael once did the bj forreal all have been stored in Angela’s internal hard drive, so any discrepancies shown on Michael’s part are met with a category 5 Hurricane Angela. Combine that with the struggle over leaving her gravely ill mother at home to be on “Bridezillas- Nigeria” (which she didn’t want to do in the first place), and it’s the recipe for the perfect storm. Some of the screaming highlights included “there’s only one person I bow down to and that’s Jesus” (who’s up in Heaven, dropping his mic right about now…). I would appreciate it if Dr. Pettigrew would recheck Angela’s blood pressure at this point, as I’m not so sure if it would be as perfect. Michael followed Angela from the initial fight location of the kitchen, to the bedroom where the door was slammed in his face. Michael really does deserve some bowing down, as he has had the patience of a Saint, ignoring all of the yelling and has shown dogged determination to get through to his non-submissive fiance. Each time the camera showed Michael he appeared to have aged, and lost an article of clothing. The following morning, Angela had started to slip out of her Hulk mode, and actually listened to Michael as he claimed that he would tell his family he was choosing the least submissive wife ever. Only caring about Michael’s Mother’s opinion, she invited Mama Michael over, along with a neutral third party translator to make sure Mama officially approved of their marriage, and to make sure Michael wasn’t pulling any fast ones over on her. Angela was looking very put together in her black top and coordinating headband, complimented by her matching gold chain/rhinestone lips necklace and earrings set from Rainbow. (I am loving all of her “love” themed jewelry this season). Mama showed up looking fabulous as ever in her pink outfit and headpiece. Angela started the conversation, welcoming Mama and making sure she was okay with the fact that she had no intentions of, and I quote, “Kissing Michael’s ass”. Mama agreed, and even continued on to give them her blessing for marriage. After that meeting went so well, Michael asked Angela what today’s wedding status would be, and she said “Game On”. Looks like my toaster might actually have a forever home! (That is, until production set up poor Michael once again for a beat down. Looks like next week there are female strippers at a joint bachelobachelorette party. I hope Michael is wearing a protective cup.)
Elizabeth & Undrrrrei: The lackluster apology at the war museum must have had an impact last week, because Elizabeth and Undrrrei were all smiles as they headed to the airport yet again to pick up Mother Elizabeth, her poor unsuspecting surprise husband, and sister Jen.(It’s kind of crazy that this is the first we are hearing about Elizabeth’s parents being divorced, and there’s a stepfather in the picture. Maybe the poor guy didn’t want to be pulled into the 90 Day circus? Well, welcome aboard!) Sister Jen decided she was going to pretend Moldova was France, as she sported her black beret and made a face like she was smelling stinky cheese as soon as she landed (which is actually a possibility). The Family Elizabeth all went back to the AirBNB owned by the heir to the Oscar Meyer corporation, where Undrrrei’s mom had prepared a feast. There was pig fat and festive finger foods; it was truly a tempting shmear. She is bold with her cooking and even more bold with her mixing of patterns for her outfit. Both families from near and far seemed to be getting along well and everyone was on their best behavior. The next morning, Jen and Mother Elizabeth were hating on their first breakfast in Moldy-O, which really seemed to be nothing more than some Folgers, croissants and grapes. Elder Chuck mentioned it was like eating “peasant food”, though in fairy tales, most peasants eat crumbs, not meat jello. Get your facts straight, Chuckles! The Chucks bring the ladies up to speed on the latest Undrrrei drama, and they are appalled. The smartest one of this bunch is the newly introduced Stepfather who chose to stay in bed for this conversation (and hopefully brought a granola bar that he doesn’t intend to share). Next on the agenda, Libby, Jen, their mother, and sister in law Inna all went shopping at a traditional Moldovan dress shop to find an outfit for Libby to wear to her ceremony. I’m not going to lie… I thought the dresses would be made out of cold cuts, but they were actually pretty cute (and would ironically be considered “peasant tops”). While Elizabeth was busy in the fitting room, Jen, Mother Elizabeth and Sister in Law Inna had a chance to gossip about what a jerk Undrrrei is. They had to use a translator app as well as a sales girl to relay their questions and information back and forth. Inna admitted to not being “team Undrrrei”, as she had previously had her own “beef” with Undrrrrei (In Moldova, when you fight, you always refer to it as having “beef”). All of the ladies concluded that they don’t know how Libby can put up with Undrrrei and his “fots”. Of course Elizabeth pops out of the fitting room in her “peasant” attire, pissed off that they are all talking about her husband-to-be-again, and defending her decision to have left with Undrrrei after family fight night. It feels like all of this ridiculousness is just a build up to more anticlimactic drama for next week. And now I’m in the mood for bologna….
Kalani & Asuelu: Kalani put on her game face as she strutted down the pier for the big meet with the two money hungry thugs, aka her Mother and Sister in Law. She tried to explain that she and Asuelu did not have extra money to support his mother, though they do give to her when they can. Of course this wasn’t good enough for Asuelu’s dear old mom, as well as his sister Tammy (who was giving off a little Samoan Rosie Perez vibes), as they accused Kalani of not being “Sam-wan” enough, brainwashing Asuelu, and even tormenting him with her pregnancy. His mother may have also sealed her fate as becoming the most hated mom of the series (surpassing Debbie, Mother Pedro, and even Mother Chantal herself) when she blatantly said that she didn’t care about the kids, she just wants to harvest the American dollar. She even suggested that maybe Asuelu should move back to Sam-wa and work so he could once again give her all of his money. Kalani had finally had enough of the great Samoan Shakedown, so she decided to leave in tears, with Tammy trailing behind, threatening to beat her up. The whole thing seemed extremely scripted, except Kalani seemed genuinely upset. (Also, I may be wrong, but I thought I remembered Asuelu once saying he was one of like 10 children. So is he the top earner of his family??? Shouldn’t his mother have a few other kids she could be shaking down? I mean if they all pitch in like $1 they can get her a bottle of John Frieda Frizz Ease for both her head and mustache..) Back at the house, Kalani fills Asuelu in on the meeting, and how his mother and sister basically only care about money, even more than the kids. Asuelu seems to agree that they are in fact crazy and seems like he is team Kalani all the way….. That is until Kalani mentions that his family are assholes, and that his sister should be glad she didn’t attempt to beat her up, since if Tammy would have touched her body, she would have “dropped her…period”. This is when the conversation veered left, and Asuelu seemed more concerned with who would win in a fight between his wife and sister than the actual moral of the story. She left the room feeling defeated, while Asuelu cursed at her, once again. (If we say Kalani’s father’s name 3 times, do you think he would appear?? We need Low, stat!!) Kalani is feeling hopeless, and confides in her sister Kolini, who advises her to stop wasting her energy on someone who isn’t willing to be supportive, and who is only trying to place bets on her fighting abilities. Poor Kalani… period.
Colt-ee & Debbie & Jess via satellite: Colt-ee was showing us a little thigh action AGAIN this week, just to keep everyone’s gag reflexes in check. Nothing much really happened with these two jigglypuffs, it was more about setting up the scene for next week when Jess arrives in Vegas to visit. It appears that since his Brazilian tour, Colt-ee has been caught lying yet again to Jess and their relationship has been on and off ever since. Jess explains that she needs Colt to stop lying to her, and also to stop calling her his little “boo-buh” (I actually need him to stop doing that. What the hell was that!). He told Jess she could stay at the house in his bedroom, which of course is going to give Debbie major Larissa flashbacks, especially once Jess reacts to Colt-ee’s confession that he’s been talking to other girls in the interim of their 3000 breakups per week. Please, if you or someone you know speaks romantically to Colt-ee, hoping to be his next “Boo-buh”, send me their number. We can get them the help they need. Colt took Debbie on a day date to some place with these amazing ice cream concoctions to discuss the current state of the Colt/Jess relationship. I tried to concentrate on what they were saying, but the ice cream was honestly way more interesting. It seemed like Colt-ee told Debbie that though their relationship has its “ups and downs” he still wants to pursue things with Jess by having her come visit Las Vegas. Debbie is not thrilled, and probably is already planning another bomb to drop for next week. That ice cream though…
Tania & Cinnamon: Synergy’s family all came together for a “braai”, or South African Barbeque. Everyone is enjoying each other’s company (well, not Tania’s company, but everyone else’s), and Syringe brings up wanting to buy property in South Africa. This of course sets Tania off on a tear, mentioning how she doesn’t want to have little Tanios or Taniyettes in South Africa, since she feels there is a lot of racism there and prefers her multicultural upbringing in the sheds of Connecticut. Of course she is saying all of this out loud in front of Synergy’s South African family, in South Africa, shoveling South African food down her gullet… Cinnamon counters her points by mentioning that he’s not even sure if he wants kids, which just about made Tania’s head fall off. She started yelling, crying, saying that Synonym has no direction and it’s unfair to her that he doesn’t have goals. One might bring up the fact that when you meet a barefoot bartender on vacation who isn’t sure he wants to have kids and is torn between the career options of fireman, actor, or opera singer and is cool with living in a shed as long as he can day-drink in a bathrobe, he is not exactly a “5 year plan” type of guy (Unless her goal was to live out the plot to the movie “Cocktails”. In which case, carry on). Tania was so upset with Syngerella that she got up and hobbled off, leaving him to awkwardly apologize to his family for the weird tension. But fear not, she returned a minute later, trying to have the last word and make Cinnabon feel like everything was his fault, but in reality she had just forgotten to take her plate of food with her the first time she left. (Most people eat their feelings AFTER something happens, not during. But you know how Tania likes to do things no one expects…. ) Cinnamon’s family acknowledged that he is a bit of a dreamer and noncommittal, but they also are all in agreement that Tania is waaay too much.His brother was sitting there looking like a shell shocked Kenny G and a pirate just had a baby who had knee surgery, while his sister was now terrified of the idea of marriage altogether. Syncinatti went into the bedroom to find Tania shoveling steak into her mouth hole while she sulked. She copped a major attitude, as she explained that she was the only reason he made it to the U.S. (which was never a goal of his in the first place..especially since he has none), and explained that she has wasted 2 precious years (well, 1 year and a few months… the other months she was in Costa Rica) hoping he would pick a direction. We get it, Tania… you want your kids to have his fabulous hair, you just have to come to terms with the fact that you married the South African version of “the Dude” from “The Big Lebowski”. Synergy finally had enough, and decided to grab his beer and go, but not before the cameras panned to his feet, which were completely black from his “free spirit” way of life, that is also free of wearing shoes. Hopefully the universe will point Cinnabon to one of my suggestions on how to ditch Tania, and then to get a pedicure.
Larissa-ee: I have noticed that production likes to reuse story lines, such as having Larissa and Eric-ee go furniture shopping, just like they already had Larissa couch shopping once before with Debbie (I’ll bet Larissa is really jealous of Colt-ee’s chic-ee “realtree” couch….) I could understand her desire to want to spruce up Eric-ee’s dorm room decor, but they could at least have hit up Ikea, instead of jumping from the free section of Craigslist straight to an $11,000 couch. Larissa used the furniture store as an opening to discuss how “cheap-ee” Eric has been, and how she would like to borrow money for a boob job (and a nose job, tummy tuck etc. But let’s talk boob job-ee first). She claims to be unhappy with her original parts and would like to get a tune up. Eric-ee agrees to loan her the money (plus interest, hopefully at a fixed percentage rate) and she promised he would not regret it. Next we see these two back in their joint living quarters discussing (with many hand motions) the boob-ee situation again. Larissa explains this enhancement will help her build confidence and hopefully entice him to propose, which was a new development. Eric-ee suspected that she could possibly be making all of these adjustments to throw her new life in Colt-ee’s face, though she claims to just want to be an “angus steak” in a world full of ground sirloins (watch out for Tania,she was on a steak bender this entire episode).
Pol & Kreeknee: Missing this week were Pol and Kreeknee who were off chasing each other around somewhere and making awkward Cameos.

Below is a rundown of letters ‘W-Z’ under Epstein's contacts. Last year, I wrote about letters A-C. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/cpis3n/a_brief_rundown_of_the_first_ten_pages_of_jeffrey/).
I also wrote about letters D-F on July 5, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/hlrba8/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_letters_df_in_jeffrey/).
I posted letters G-I on July 13, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/hqko0y/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_letters_gi_in_jeffrey/).
I posted letters J-L on July 15, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/hrq9bg/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_letters_jl_of_jeffrey/).
I posted letter M on July 20, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/huw0yt/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_the_letter_m_in_jeffrey/).
I posted letters N-Q on July 27, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/hyudbz/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_the_letters_nq_in_jeffrey/). There are some misspelled names. Epstein entered their names like this.
I posted letter R on July 29, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/i0aqxd/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_the_letter_r_in_jeffrey/)
I posted letter S on August 7, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/i5orop/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_the_letter_s_in_jeffrey/)
I posted letters T-V on August 13, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/i9dxwk/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_letters_tv_in_jeffrey/)
I have bolded some of the more interesting connections and information, but there could be much more that I overlooked. I hope something here strikes an interest in someone and maybe we can get more investigations out of this. Please, if you know anything more about any of these people than what is presented here, post below. I am working off of the unredacted black book found here: https://www.coreysdigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Jeffrey-Epsteins-Little-Black-Book-unredacted.pdf
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Wachtmeister, Eric: Swedish Internet entrepreneur. He was the founder of the now defunct social media website, A Small World. The Weinstein Company, Robert Pittman, and Alexander von Furstenberg were all heavy investors and are all listed in Epstein’s black book (check out previous threads for further information). Early in his career, Wachtmeister was an investment banker who worked for Rothschild & Co. and Lehman Brothers. His father was Count Wilhelm Wachtmeister, a Swedish diplomat, ambassador to the United States, and close friend of George H.W. Bush.
Wagner, David: Not enough info.
Wainwright, Rupert: British movie director and producer.
Waksal, Sam: Pharmaceutical entrepreneur and CEO. Despite the nerdy sounding job description, Waksal hobnobs with celebrities. He dated Martha Stewart’s daughter, is a friend of Ronald Perelman’s ex-wife, and counts Mick Jagger among his friends (https://www.nytimes.com/2002/01/24/business/for-imclone-drug-entrepreneur-a-past-of-celebrity-and-notoriety.html). In 2002 and 2003, Waksal pleaded guilty to securities fraud, bank fraud, obstruction of justice, perjury, conspiracy, and wire fraud. He was sentenced to seven years in prison in 2003. He was released in 2009.
Wallace, Mike: Television journalist best known for his role as lead correspondent on the news program 60 Minutes. Longtime 60 Minutes executive producer Jeff Fager, was forced to step down from his position after Ronan Farrow’s article in The New Yorker that mentioned Fager’s sexual misconduct (https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/as-leslie-moonves-negotiates-his-exit-from-cbs-women-raise-new-assault-and-harassment-claims) towards Sarah Johansen, an intern at the time (now a producer) who said that the atmosphere of 60 Minutes was like that of a “boy’s club.” Epstein hosted a reception for Wallace at his NYC mansion back in 1997 (https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstein-had-his-own-lodge-at-interlochens-prestigious-arts-camp-for-kids-in-michigan). Wallace can be seen in this photo (date uncertain, but must have been 1991 or earlier) with Robert Maxwell (Ghislaine’s father) and Donald Trump (https://twitter.com/rudyhavenstein/status/1162119147746029568).
Walters, Barbara: Famous television personality/broadcast journalist known for 20/20, The View, and berating Corey Feldman for trying to “damage an entire industry” when he came out against pedophilia in Hollywood (https://pagesix.com/2017/10/18/barbara-walters-faces-backlash-after-corey-feldman-clip-resurfaces/). Walters goes way back with Ghislaine and her family, as she swam around the same social circles as Ghislaine’s father, Robert Maxwell (https://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/this-was-then-malcolm-forbes-70th-birthday-part-i/). Here is a picture from Steve Forbes’s 70th birthday party (https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/robert-maxwell-barbara-walters-and-merv-adelson-news-photo/81525793) that shows Barbara walking just behind Robert Maxwell. Barbara is pictured here (https://pagesix.com/2020/07/02/pre-arrest-ghislaine-maxwell-with-her-famous-friends/#7) with Ghislaine and some others (7th picture down). We can only wish her the most agonizing of deaths.
Ward, Kevin: A 34-year veteran of the NYPD who was eventually promoted to Borough Commander. Currently the Vice President of Security and Operations for Bryant Park Corporation. Received a Master’s Degree from Harvard, which is extremely rare for a law enforcement official. It’s odd that Epstein would have three different telephone numbers for such a decorated member of law enforcement. Interesting.
Warner, Ozzie: No info found.
Warnford-Davis, Ms Mandy: The former sister-in-law of Ghislaine’s brother, Kevin. Kevin and his wife, Pandora, divorced after more than 20 years of marriage. Mandy is Pandora’s sister. She works as a lawyer in London.
Wasserman, Casey & Laura: Casey is an entertainment and sports agent executive. Grandson of Hollywood mogul and mafia-linked Lee Wasserman. Laura Zifren is Casey’s wife. She is a movie music supervisor. Casey and Laura both appear on Epstein’s “Lolita Express” flight log (https://archive.org/stream/EpsteinFlightLogsLolitaExpress/Jeffrey-Epstein-Flight-Logs-in-PDF-format_djvu.txt) during the infamous Africa trip which featured the likes of Bill Clinton, Kevin Spacey, and Chris Tucker. Casey donates a lot of time and money to the Clinton Foundation and considers Bill Clinton to be a close friend and his philanthropic “mentor” (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bill-clinton-casey-wasserman-reveal-590405). The Wassermans have donated between $10 and $25 million to the Clinton Foundation (https://www.clintonfoundation.org/contributors?category=%2410%2C000%2C001+to+%2425%2C000%2C000). The Wassermans have set up a charity called The Wasserman Foundation through which they donate money to a number of different causes, including several children’s groups (http://www.wassermanfoundation.org/giving/).
Wassong, David: Managing Director for Soros (yes, that Soros) Fund Management who has worked for Soros for over 20 years (https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-10-01/soros-spins-out-private-equity-team-pledging-up-to-2-billion). Here’s a lovely picture (https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/david-wassong-managing-director-of-soros-fund-management-news-photo/129267700?adppopup=true) of Wassong with Ghislaine Maxwell from 2011. There’s nothing weird about it except for Ghislaine’s eye-catching earrings, which bare a striking resemblance to pedophile symbolism (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3560069/The-symbols-pedophiles-use-signal-sordid-sexual-preferences-social-media.html). David’s father, Dan, was a chronic sexual harasser of his secretaries (https://www.nytimes.com/1995/08/05/nyregion/a-sexual-harasser-his-friends-don-t-recognize-the-description.html). Perhaps sexual deviancy runs in the family.
Wastnage, Lucy: Wife of David Tang. Already listed earlier under ‘Tang, Mr David and Lucy Wastnag.’ Copy and pasted from my ‘T-V’ thread… David was a Hong Kong businessman who founded the Shanghai Tang fashion chain and several restaurants that attract the elite. Tang was a philanthropist who was involved in several charities, including Youth Outreach (YO), a charitable organization started in Hong Kong by Reverend Peter Newberry. This charity’s goal was to help at-risk youths (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/hkedition/2017-09/15/content_32018378.htm). Tang was considered one of the most well-connected people in London. He and his wife, Lucy, counted Prince Andrew, Naomi Campbell, Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York (Prince Andrew’s ex-wife), Kevin Spacey, the Duke of Marlborough, and Mick Jagger among their friends (https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/lucy-tang-on-top-the-highs-and-lows-of-a-party-girl-6540808.html). Tang vehemently defended Prince Andrew in 2011 when his relationship with Epstein was made public (https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/theyve-been-tang-oed-sir-david-tang-sets-the-record-straight-6383974.html). Two years later, Ghislaine celebrated her 51st birthday at China Tang, David’s restaurant at the Dorchester Hotel. Despite the backlash Prince Andrew received for counting Epstein among his friends, he attended Ghislaine’s birthday, along with former Labour minister Shaun Woodward and wife Camilla, the Earl and Countess of Derby, Dorrit Moussaieff, the diamond heiress/wife of the president of Iceland, Tamara Beckwith, and John Eliasch, multi-millionaire boss of sports firm Head. Every single one of those people appear in Epstein’s contacts. Epstein had 16 phone numbers, two email addresses, and three street addresses listed under David and Lucy’s names. David Tang died in 2017.
Waterman, Felicity: Model and actress who was a client of Elite Modeling Agency, along with Epstein/Maxwell pals Naomi Campbell and Heidi Klum and many other famous models.
Watson, Victoria: Secretary at De Cadenet Motor Racing Limited (https://beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/officers/9iGn2N_d0fDUZjAwXR1KFgM4qLU/appointments), a company owned by former race car driver Alain de Cadenet, who was listed earlier in Epstein’s black book.
Webb, Veronica: Supermodel. Former Victoria’s Secret (Les Wexner) model.
Weidenfeld, Lord: Founder of Weidenfeld and Nicolson publishing company. Weidenfeld (1919-2016) was a tremendous supporter of Israel and Oxford University. Weidenfeld was close friends with the Rothschilds. For more info on Weidenfeld’s deep-rooted connection with the Rothschilds and Israel, check out this wonderful Youtube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=368&v=N-0ZTc42PnU&feature=emb_logo). It’s very well-researched and connects all the dots. Other high-ranking friends of Weidenfeld included German Chancellor Angela Merkel and former U.S. Secretary of State (and should-be war criminal) Henry Kissinger.
Weinberg, Jason: Top Hollywood talent manager who represents some of the biggest names in movies and television. Weinberg held his 50th birthday at a restaurant in Easthampton, NY (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/rambling-reporteharvey-weinstein-katie-holmes-more-flock-east-hamptons-palm-restaurant-jason-weinb). Attendees included Harvey Weinstein and actress Uma Thurman, the ex-fiance of ARK Academy founder and possible pedophile and child trafficker, Arpad Busson. Weinberg has been pictured with Peggy Siegal, the publicist who helped Epstein get into elite parties after he was convicted of procuring an underage girl for prostitution. They likely know each other because they were both trained by legendary Hollywood publicist Bobby Zarem.
Weinstein, Bob: Bob is Harvey Weinstein’s brother and a top movie producer and Hollywood executive. Bob has denied any knowledge of his brother’s seemingly endless sexual harassment charges and has publicly rebuked Harvey. Bob has been accused of harassment by Amanda Segel, a female showrunner (https://variety.com/2017/tv/news/bob-weinstein-sexual-harassment-1202592165/).
Weintraub, Harriet: Founder of public relations firm HWPR (http://hwpr.com/about-us/). Was once in business with Epstein enabler Peggy Siegal (http://orbmagazine.com/the-orbitepeggy-siegal-is-no-longer-the-owner-of-the-peggy-siegal-company/).
Westheimer, Ruth Dr: Better known as Dr. Ruth, the popular sex therapist and TV personality.
Weymouth, Mrs Lally: Senior associate editor of The Washington Post. Eldest child of Katherine Graham, the publisher who ran her family’s newspaper, The Washington Post, from 1963-1991. Lally is best known for throwing huge bipartisan parties at her house in the Hamptons. This article (https://nypost.com/2017/07/10/why-ordinary-americans-hold-politicians-and-media-in-contempt-all-in-one-hamptons-party/) does a great job of detailing who goes to these parties (ex: Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner partying with George Soros, Soros partying with David Koch, etc) and the fact that behind closed doors, the same people who publicly insult each other from both sides of the aisle, are actually friends and just laughing at us for believing their theatrics. AGAIN, THE WHOLE IDEA OF PARTISANSHIP IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT. STOP ALIGNING WITH ONE SIDE. IT’S US VS. THEM. THAT’S IT.
White, Somers: Former model and advertising executive. Married to Jonathan Farkas, heir to the Alexander’s department stores fortune. Named to the Commission on Presidential Scholars by Donald Trump in 2019. Pictured here (https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/amy-fine-collins-suzanne-johnson-ghislaine-maxwell-somers-news-photo/1169681593?adppopup=true) with Ghislaine Maxwell.
White, Victoria: Former wife of Lord Gordon White, Texas businessman Tom O’Gara, and famed Hollywood producer Robert Evans.
White, Michael: Likely the theatemovie producer or the British journalist who was the associate editor of The Guardian until 2016 and a regular commentator on BBC. Could be either one.
White O’Gara, Victoria: See Victoria White above.
Whitworth, Alan & Wendy: Wendy Whitworth is a managing editor with ties to Ghislaine and her family. She was managing editor of Remembering for the Future: The Holocaust in An Age of Genocide, an assortment of Holocaust-centered articles, which was released in 2001. Ghislaine Maxwell’s mother, Elisabeth, was the editor-in-chief of the publication. Ghislaine and her sisters, Isabel and Christine, are listed as financial sponsors and committee coordinator (https://link.springer.com/content/pdf/bfm%3A978-1-349-66019-3%2F1.pdf). The honorary president of the publication is Elie Wiesel, the famous authoHolocaust survivor who also appears in Epstein’s book and was also accused of sexual harassment. I believe her husband Alan is an economic adviser, but I’m not entirely sure.
Wiatt, Jim: Former CEO at William Morris, a major talent agency.
Wienberg, Anouska & Mark: Anouska is a hotelier and interior designer. Her husband, Mark, is a financier who co-founded J. Rothschild Assurance, which later became St. James’s Place Wealth Management, along with Jacob Rothschild (https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/lord-weinberg?mediatype=photography&phrase=lord%20weinberg&sort=best). Mark was the honorary treasurer of the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (NSPCC) and still had a role as one of the Vice Presidents as of 2012 (https://www.nspcc.org.uk/globalassets/documents/annual-reports/nspcc-annual-report-2012.pdf), making this the 12 billionth connection between known pedophile and child trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and the NSPCC.
Wiesel Dr Eli and Marion: Wiesel was a famous author, Holocaust survivor, and Nobel Peace Prize winner, but he also supposedly sexually harassed a teenager at a charity event (https://www.newsweek.com/elie-wiesel-me-too-account-690891). Wiesel had longstanding ties to the Maxwell family due to their mutual interest in writing about the Holocaust (https://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/09/business/media/elisabeth-maxwell-widow-who-reinvented-herself-as-holocaust-expert-dies-at-92.html), (https://link.springer.com/content/pdf/bfm%3A978-1-349-66019-3%2F1.pdf). Marion is also a Holocaust survivor and was Elie’s wife.
Wigram Lionel and Lydia: Lionel is a producer who has worked on the Harry Potter films and several Guy Ritchie movies. Lydie is his wife.
Wigram, Lionel: See above.
Williams Alexandra & Nick: Alexandra is the daughter of Michael Heseltine, who was previously listed in Epstein’s ‘black book.’ Michael Heseltine is a British businessman and politician who served in various roles in government for British PMs Margaret Thatcher and John Major. Heseltine was a friend of Robert Maxwell, Ghislaine’s father. Heseltine invested in Conservative Parliament member Harvey Proctor’s business after Proctor was forced to resign after it was revealed he had sexual relationships with and took nude pictures of male prostitutes aged 17-21 at his home (source: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/members-interests-top-tories-lose-on-proctors-shop-the-retailer-1445666.html). At the time, it was illegal to have same-sex relations with prostiutes under the age of 21. Her siblings, Annabel and Rupert, were listed in Epstein’s book as well. Check out the G-I thread for more info on them. Nick is her husband and the owner of Holloway’s auctioneers.
Williams-Ellis, David & Serena: David is a world-renowned British sculptor. His ex-wife, Serena, is an interior designer.
Willis, Rebecca: Not sure. Could be a climate change/environmental researcher in the UK.
Wilmot-Sitwell, Alex & Fi: Alex is a banker who was CEO of UBS Investment Bank and headed Bank of America Merrill Lynch’s businesses across Europe until 2018. Bank of America Merrill Lynch, incidentally, was the “largest corporate sponsor” for the super shady ARK Academy (https://arkacademy.org/node/51721) under Wilmot-Sitwell. ARK Academy, founded by Arpad Busson (listed in Epstein’s book - read more on him here: https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/cl34ju/arpad_busson_billionaire_businessman_or_possible/), could very well be a system of schools used for child abuse and child trafficking. Caroline Fiona Marr is Alex’s ex-wife.
Wilson, Carter: Barely any info found. Her name is Carter Wilson Hailey. This was her mother (https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/harrisonburg-va/margaret-wilson-6505891). Despite the family names/history, I couldn’t find anything on who Carter Wilson actually is.
Windisch Grazot, Manfred: The Windisch-Graetz family comes from a high nobility bloodline. Manfred, considered a prince, takes care of the management and finances of Elitaliana, the oldest Italian helicopter company (https://www.arbiter.it/articolo/il-guardaroba-di-manfred-windisch-graetz/). Member of the Order of Malta (https://www.smomembassytoslovenia.org/heliambulance-blessed-by-the-holy-fathe).
Windsor-Taylor, Tim & Helen: Helen is a member of the Royal Family. Her father is Prince Edward, Duke of Kent, who is the first cousin of Queen Elizabeth II. Helen is a patron of CLIC Sargent, a children’s cancer charity (https://web.archive.org/web/20110723085754/http://www.clicsargent.org.uk/Aboutus/Mediacentre/Latestnews/Midsummerpartyraises400000). Her husband, Tim, is an art dealer.
Winn, Steve: Wynn is a billionaire Las Vegas hotel tycoon. Prince Harry was a guest of Wynn’s at his Encore resort. Served as the finance chair of the Republican National Committee from 2017-2018, but had to resign from that post and his position as CEO of Wynn Resorts due to dozens of allegations of sexual misconduct (https://www.newsweek.com/steve-wynn-claims-he-cant-punished-sexual-harassment-claims-because-he-no-longer-company-1472164) by his employees. Wynn and his wife (listed earlier in Epstein’s black book under ‘Hissom, Andrea’) are close friends of Donald and Melania Trump (source: https://www.pressreader.com/uk/scottish-daily-mail/20120901/281904475353844).
Winston, Elizabeth: Not sure. Best guess is a Texas-based conservationist.
Wipple, George: Entertainment and society television journalist.
Wolper, Carol: Author and screenwriter who has also written for Vogue magazine, where Epstein has countless connections.
Wong, Andy: Hong Kong financier and socialite. Hosted a Chinese New Year party in 2002 attended by Prince Andrew (https://www.tatler.com/article/lady-victoria-hervey-defends-duke-of-york-and-fled-epstein-apartment) where the theme was ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ (https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/meet-the-wongs-1529160.html). Here’s are some pictures from that party (https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/prince-andrew-hong-kong-fanancier-andy-wong-and-his-wife-news-photo/104171074 ; https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/sir-dai-llewelyn-amd-masked-girl-hong-kong-fanancier-andy-news-photo/104170961 ; https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/chinese-new-year-party-hosted-by-andy-wong-and-wife-patti-at-the-reform-club-london-britain-26-jan-2002-375881ah). Here is a link with more pictures (https://www.rexfeatures.com/set/375881) from the party. Many Epstein contacts appear in these photos and also regularly attend the Wongs’ annual Chinese New Year parties. Buzz Aldrin (suspected upper echelon freemason) attended the party as well.
Wong, Theodore: Hedge fund manager. Founder of Constellar Capital LLC. Former managing director at Credit Suisse, a Swedish-based investment bank where Epstein had several contacts. Member of the Sunflower Children's Foundation and St. Jude’s Hospital (https://www.bloomberg.com/profile/person/7519446), two charities dedicated to sickly children.
Woodall, Trinny: Former drug addict socialite and friend of the wealthy and elite (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1216159/The-drug-addict-friends-haunt-Trinny-Woodall.html) who is now a British TV presenter and owner of makeup brand TRINNY LONDON.
Woods Emily & Carrie: Cary Woods is a movie producer. His ex-wife, Emily, is the chairman of J. Crew.
Woodward, Alexa: California-based attorney.
Woodward, Shaun & Camilla: Former British Member of Parliament (MP) and Secretary of State for Northern Ireland. Shaun is a good friend of Esther Rantzen, an English journalist and television presenter who founded ChildLine, a charity promoting child protection. Incidentally, Rantzen ignored allegations against Jimmy Savile, the notorious pedophile, celebrity, and Royal Family confidant. Rantzen also had an affair with Nicolas Fairbairn, the Scottish politician who was posthumously accused of chronic child abuse and has been linked to Elm Guest House, where politicans (allegedly) had sex with drugged up children (https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/13174992.former-judges-shock-over-qc-paedophile-ring-allegations/). Camilla is Woodward’s ex-wife of 28 years and daughter of former Conservative MP and supermarket heir Tim Sainsbury. Since their divorce, Shaun has entered a relationship with Luke Redgrave, a Hollywood camera operator.
Worcester, Marq & Marc of: Henry Somerset, 12th Duke of Beaufort and his ex-wife, Tracy. Henry is an English peer and landowner. Tracy is a former actress.
Wyatt, Jim: See Jim Wiatt (above).
Wyatt, Steve & Cate: Steve is an oil heir and the former lover of Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York (Prince Andrew’s ex-wife). Ferguson has always seen Steve as her true love and even went away on vacation with him while she was still with Prince Andrew (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4512442/Fergie-reunited-former-lover-broke-heart.html). Cate is Steve’s ex-wife.
(No ‘X’ last names)
Y
Yamani, Mai: Anthropologist, scholar, and author who has been a consultant of international banks such as Goldman Sachs, oil companies like Shell and BP, and foreign governments.
Yariv, Zghoul: Israeli venture capitalist.
Yates, Andrew (piggy): Features editor at the Daily Mail. Went to school with Ghislaine Maxwell, but said that he hadn’t seen her in over a decade when he found out his name was in Epstein’s contacts.
Young Toby: A British social commentator and former director of the New Schools Network, a charity which helps set up free schools in England. He is also an associate editor at Quillette, an online science magazine. In 2011, Young wrote an article defending Prince Andrew and others who are friends with the likes of Epstein, saying that they are not responsible for their friends actions (https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/status-anxiety-like-prince-andrew-i-stand-by-my-dodgy-mates-). He was suspended from Groucho, a private members club in London, when he admitted to selling and using cocaine there (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1361435/White-powder-scare-at-the-Groucho.html). This flickr page reveals the connection between Toby Young’s New Schools Network and possible pedophile/child trafficker Arpad Busson’s ARK Academy schools (https://www.flickr.com/photos/50295603@N02/49407330397).
Younger, Tracy & Lee, Greg: No info found.
Yugoslavia Dimitri: Prince Dimitri is a gemologist and member of the Royal House of Yugoslavia. Pictured here (https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a30222833/christina-oxenberg-instagram-patreon-memoi) with Ghislaine Maxwell and Prince Andrew’s cousin, Christina Oxenberg. Brother of Michael and Serge (below).
Yugoslavia, Prince Michel of: An investment executive and former real estate broker. He is also a member of the Knights of Malta. Brother of Dimitri (above) and Serge (below)
Yugoslavia, Serge de: Prince Serge of Yugoslavia. Recently became a father at the age of 54 (http://royalmusingsblogspotcom.blogspot.com/2018/03/a-son-for-prince-serge-of-yugoslavia.html). Brother of Dimitri and Michael (above).
Z
Zacks Gordon: American businessman who was a financial and Middle Eastern policy adviser to George H.W. Bush during his presidency.
Zales, Alexi: No info found.
Zangrillo Paige & Bob: Robert Zangrillo is a venture capitalist and real estate developer. He has come under fire for a college admissions scandal in which he paid $250,000 so that his daughter could get into USC. Routinely throws parties that attract the likes of the Kardashians, Snoop Dogg, the Hadid family, and other celebrities/wealthy people (https://www.dirt.com/moguls/real-estate/bob-zangrillo-house-los-angeles-1203330956/).
Zawauri, Waleed: Zawawi is on the board of HSBC Bank of Oman. Listed in the Paradise Papers (https://offshoreleaks.icij.org/nodes/80029327) - not to be confused with the Panama Papers - as someone with offshore accounts.
Zecher Bibi and Adrian: Adrian is a hotelier who founded Aman Resorts. Bebe is his wife.
Zeff Mark: Interior designer who helped renovate Epstein’s New York mansion.
Zelier, John: Founding and Managing Member of Hudson Housing Capital, a housing tax credit syndicator. Former Managing Director of Lehman Brothers.
Zevi, Dino & Rosi: Dino is an art dealer.
Zilkha, Bettina: Arts, entertainment, and fashion journalist for Forbes magazine. Photographed with Ghislaine Maxwell here (https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/ghislaine-maxwell-and-bettina-zilkha-attend-holly-petersons-news-photo/1169681633) and here (https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/bettina-zilkha-suzanne-ircha-and-ghislaine-maxwell-attend-news-photo/660049824) and here (https://www.gettyimages.ie/detail/news-photo/bettina-zilkha-and-ghislaine-maxwell-attend-private-news-photo/590659890)... well, you get the point. She is a fixture in New York’s high society social scene as she is also an heiress to her father’s financing fortune.
Zipp, Brian: Investment banker. Zipp is a former Senior Economist with the U.S. Treasury Department. Later became a Managing Director at Lehman Brothers.

Love? Give it six months

Warning: this story will contain mentions of unhealthy relationships and adult themes. The main character also has some character traits that may differs from your own, please do keep that in mind.
Review and comments will be appreciated
(Customisation)
There once was a dashing bachelor
(That looked like )(uses the OH male feces)
Face 1
Face 2
Face 3
Face 4
(Hairstyles)
James Bond (black slick backed)
Don Diego Vega (dark brown wavy hair slicked back long neck)
Steve Rogers (Short blonde side swept hair)
Agent J (Short kinky curls)
Is this him?
Yes
No (go back to customisation)
What is his name?
(Default: George)
(Surname)
(Default: Bishop)
There he meets
A beautiful woman
A handsome man
A beautiful woman
Face 1 (Asian; has pale skin, dark almond eyes, straight black mid-back hair with a mid-part)
Face 2 (Hispanic: has tan skin, deep brown eye and over shoulder-length volumes wavy hair with side bangs.)
Face 3 (Afro-American: dark skin, expressive brown eyes with long blackish brown chest-length kinky curly hair.)
Face 4 (Caucassian: pinkish skin with freckles, clear blue round eyes, collarbone length layered dirty blonde hair)
A handsome man
Face 1 (Asian: pale skin, dark almond eyes, straight black hair put up in a pompadour style)
Face 2 (Hispanic: tan skin, with slicked back wavy hair that always looks like it is coming undone.)
Face 3 (Afro-American: dark skin, expressive brown eyes, with a crewcut with tight natural curls.)
Face 4 (Caucasian: pinkish skin with freckles, clear blue eyes, dirty blonde hair in a Taper haircut.)
As the two peoples eyes lock across the room. The sensation of a pull drives them to get closer to one another.
As the dashing bachelor offered his hand his partner gladly accepted it. Leading into a dance that lasted the rest of the night.
The whole world faded away to the sound of the Jazz band, their breathing and their dancing.
As their lips moved to meet...
???: “Oh come now Joanna, you know that is no way that would ever happen.”
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(Record Scratch)
Joanna: “Oh for craps sake, George I was getting to the best part.”
George: “Forgive me for finding it uncomfortable that you have decide how my love life is going to go.”
Lance: “He does have a point there sis.”
Joanna: “Way to stand up for your sister Lance.”
Lance “Look I’m all for love conquers and all that jazz but it is kind of difficult to make a love life for someone else.”
George: “Thank you.”
Lance: “I mean he isn’t a completely lost cause. I’m sure some desperate soul will take him.”
Lance: “I mean he’s got dads looks, and he managed to get with mom when they were young.”
Lance: “That might make up for his zero tact.”
George: “Your faith in me is awe inspiring.”
Lance: “Oh cheer up. With your upcoming trip to Vegas, maybe you’ll have luck in love and not just on the poker table.”
Joanna: “Maybe you’ll meet someone special!”
You snort, finding the idea silly.
George: “I wouldn’t bet on it.”
Chapter 1: One night in Vegas
In an underground speakeasy decked out in old decor from the 20th centuries first half. You sit there nursing your drink. After a long day at the office you love nothing more than when you can enjoy your secret fancy. Dressed up in an old-fashioned pinstripe suit and a fedora. You feel like a king, this little piece of haven in Chicago that seemed to be frozen in time.
You feel your friend beside you stir, he himself having to relax from work as well as dreading an upcoming event.
After his fifth sight you opt to actually talk about it.
You take a swing of your drink and decide to talk about the elephant in the room.
Or more accurately you decide to talk about the issue in pre 1940’s slang
George: “Your bear cat of a sister still giving you a hard time?”
Jeremy: “Noneofya.”
He mumbled.
George: “Look Pally, I known you since we were scrubs and had squat. What's eating you?”
Jeremy: “That dame will chisel me out of every dime I own.”
George: “Stephie acting like a Big cheese cause she is getting hitched?”
Jeremy: “She wants everything spiffy and I’m quite sure her ankle biters will be paying the bills. My folks are on my case regarding my dame.”
You think for a moment. Jeremy and Katie had been together for four years. They got one another, they lived together.
George: “Stephie’s lucky her guy thinks she’s the Cat's meow.”
You said reflecting on everything you ever heard regarding Darren, he was a good guy. Definitely not the smartest but he loved Stephanie like she was the only woman alive. You just wondered why anyone would want to spend time with that woman.
Jeremy: “Alright, real talk.”
Jeremy said as he dropped ‘the act’, we were no longer hot shots in the prohibition era. We were now just George Bishop and Jeremy Jackson a financial advisor and a computer wizard.
George: “In all do honesty I do not see why you need to go there? Aren’t bachelorette parties strictly female?”
Jeremy: “They used to be, but I am quite sure I am not going with them to be pampered like the bridesmaids.”
George: “Then your function is?”
Jeremy: “If I were to guess, fall guy and pack mule.”
Jeremy: “I think she is also doing it to brag, that ‘she did it first.’ To rub it in Katie’s face.”
George: “You never really care what your sister does. Why now?”
Jeremy: “Because they are pressuring me and Katie. Not just my family but next to everyone we know. ‘When is the wedding? What is the venue? How many guests? Are you going to have it this year?’ Look I love my girl, but none of us is in rush to walk down the aisle.”
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Yeah, you know, you were the first one Jeremy told about his plan to propose. You were happy for him but at the end of the day it was up to Katie and Jeremy. Not you or their families. However the rest of the world seemed to think differently.
Mom: “Oh sweetheart, happy valentine’s day! Are you spending it with someone special?”
George: “Mom, you know I am not looking for someone.”
Mom: “Oh, don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll find that certain someone sooner or later.”
​
Yeah, it isn’t enough your sister is married and your brother is utterly twitterpated with his boyfriend. You need to ensure your oldest is also with someone.
​
Boss: “Mr. Bishop, I must say. I am impressed with your work ethics, but we have decided to go with Mr. Robinson as the face of the company.”
Never minding the fact that you worked twice as hard as said college.
George: “I understand. May I ask what made you choose him?”
Boss: “We did research and found that your college would be favourable, due to circumstance.”
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Translation: we wanted a man that was married and not the workaholic bachelor.
​
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Stranger 1: “You see that guy over there?”
Stranger 2: “You mean the one with the RBF?”
Stranger 1: “Yeah, probably one of those loners, will never find anyone.”
Stranger 2: “I mean who goes to a restaurant like this alone?”
​
Honestly? You can’t have a meal alone?
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George: “Yeah, I know that feeling.”
Jeremy: “Seriously.”
Both of you take a sigh.
Jeremy: “But in all honesty. Thank you for coming along, I really appreciate it. Would probably loose my mind if I went alone.”
George: “Of course.”

1. It would be a shame to lose my partner in crime.
   
2. My boss would be pissed if I didn’t.
   
3. Who would turn down free drinks?
   

Jeremy: “Yeah sounds about right.” *Choice 1*
George: “Remember how we got back at Marcus Thatcher?” *Choice 1*
Jeremy: “Oh, I remember. Too bad he didn’t check the file we sent, it might have saved him some embarrassment.” *Choice 1*
George: “Big tough football star being fooled by ‘two scrawny’ freshmen.” *Choice 1*
Jeremy: “And we were hailed as heroes for a month.” *Choice 1*
Jeremy: “Wait, don’t tell me HR department has been on your case.” *Choice 2*
Geroge: “Yep, too much overtime.” *Choice 2*
Geroge: “Never mind I make sure that everything is quality controlled.” *Choice 2*
Jeremy: “Geesh. Well glad to know I could be of service.” *Choice 2*
Jeremy: “Ah there it is, I knew you had a hidden agenda. *Choice 3*
George: “Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, when have I ever hid something from you?” *Choice 3*
Jeremy: “Alright fair, you are honest to the point of insult.” *Choice 3*
Geroge: “You asked for my opinion, besides those shoes where ugly as sin.” *Choice 3*
Both of you laugh, you had been in each other’s life since kindergarten. You where the odd ducks, most kids and adults always considered you to be cold or judging. Even if neither of you had that intention.
Jeremy raises his glass.
Jeremy: “To intellectual companions.”
George: “To intellectual friends.”
You said as you raised your own drink in a toast.
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The weekend finally arrived for the trip. You arrived at O’Hare airport with a good three hours to spare. You crack open the book you brought with you.
It was a supernatural detective story you received as a gift on last birthday a few months back. While you applaud your sister for trying, it was still jarring to follow all the supernatural deus-ex-machinas that discarded real detective work.
So that is how a 31 year old was reading a supernatural book in broad daylight.
George: ‘ with gun drawn, Duskraven made her way down the basement, the surroundings smelled of blood and muck.’
Geroge: ‘Romano’s empire was now in full display in front of her. Fae, lined the walls, eyes hollow and only the movement of their chest indicating they were still alive.’
George: ‘Duskraven took out her polaroid camera, it was a risky but if this would ever have a chance to justice. Her leads and information would need to be solid if she wanted to take down the vampire cartel. She just hoped the light for the camera would be noticed.’
George: ‘With a blinding light the entire basement lit up temporarily blinding her, when she regained her sight again a new horror met her eyes. Multiple pairs of hungry red eyes.’
Jeremy: “George!”
You tear your eyes away from the book in your hand.
There is Jeremy and Katie, hand in hand. Seeing them together was always a happy occasion.
Katie and Jeremy met at your favourite speakeasy a few years back. You didn’t blame your friend for becoming interested in the ICU nurse. Curly red hair and big blue eyes. Even if the courtship had started out rocky due to both of them being so shy. They overcame that hurdle and found something they wanted.
Sometimes however you wished you didn’t feel like you were interrupting them.
George: “Good morning, is Stephanie and her friends also here?”
Katie: “No they had a sleep over at Daria’s house. So they will be carpooling.”
You look at your clock and it was about two hours before the plane would take off, your bags where checked in and you were ready to leave and get to the section where the gates would be. But there was still no sign of Stephanie.
As you though you heard a rumbling sound.
Both you and Katie looked at Jeremy as a sheepish grim grew on his face.
Katie: “Told you, a ham sandwich wouldn’t hold.”
Jeremy: “It will hold till lunch, which is a few hours away.”
George: “You sure that is a good idea?”
Jeremy: “Tell you what, I’ll go if you come with me and Katie.”
Katie: “So what do you say?”
McDermott's
· Sure, I could have a bite. (💎12)
· Perhaps we shouldn’t
Diamond Choice:
George: “Alright, let us have something to eat.”
Jeremy: “Good! Airplane food leaves much to be desired.”
Katie: “You always think with your stomach.”
Jeremy: “Yet you love me.”
Katie: “Yes, odd isn’t it?”
You make your way inside and stay in line.
You look at the menu and order
· Breakfast burrito
· Bacon and scrambled eggs
· Fruit and oatmeal
You order your food along with a big coffee. You all slide into the booth, Katie had her yogurt in hand both of you looked worryingly at Jeremy’s breakfast.
(Tilting tower of pancakes)
(Holy crap!)
You swore for a moment both you and Katie was reading each other’s mind.
‘He is going to puke.’
George: “Hey Jeremy, think you can get some napkins?”
Jeremy: “Sure.”
As he left you plied a few pancakes away, making sure that you saved the top one so he wouldn’t notice. Katie making sure the tower didn’t fall.
She gave a thumbs up, thanking you.
George: “So Katie, how have you been?”
Katie: “There is always a lot of things to do at the ICU, sometime I wonder where humanity is headed.”
George: “Really, that bad?”
Katie: “How would you explain having a locomotive lodge up your rectum?”
George: “How did that happened?”
Katie: “They claim they fell on it, if I had a dollar every time this happened I wouldn’t have any student debts.”
You shake your head, you have been thinking a bit about what Jeremy said at the Speakeasy. You had also noticed that something was up with Katie, she was on edge.
George: “Katie…”
1. “Did you want to go on this trip?”
2. “Has Mr and Mrs Jackson been pressuring you?”
3. “Do you want to get married?”
Katie: “In all honesty no, but Stephanie has made me a bridesmaid. I need to partake in these things. Even if I wish I didn’t.” *Choice 1\*
George: “Why?” *Choice 1\*
Katie: “I wish I could care as little about protocol as you do, but she is Jeremy’s sister, if I say no it might affect my relationship with Jeremy and his family.” *Choice 1\*
Katie: “Yes, I mean no, I mean… it’s complicated.” *Choice 2\*
George: “How come?” *Choice 2\*
Katie: “I’m 30 years old George, time is ticking. They want grandchildren to spoil.” *Choice 2\*
George: “And you have to be married to do that?” *Choice 2\*
Katie: “Of course I love Jeremy.” *Choice 3\*
George: “That wasn’t the question, do you want to get married?” *Choice 3\*
Katie: “It is just so big, all those expectations. I… it scares the crap out of me.” *Choice 3\*
George: “Listen, I will tell you something.”
You said using your stern voice.
George: “Jeremy loves you, he chose you. You chose him. That is the truth at the end of the day.”
Katie looked at you, a shy smile graced her lips. She mouthed a thank you.
Jeremy made his way back to you with a great pile of napkins. You all begin to take part of the meal. During the entire meal Katie and Jeremy’s shoulders touched and they looked as content as they could be.
(‘Loving it’ you had breakfast at McDermott)
None diamond choice:
George: “Let us just sit down and relax, we should be in Las Vegas at 1 am. Knowing Stephanie we will probably eat something there before heading to the hotel.”
Katie: “Maybe, I’ll get some water at least.”
Jeremy: “Good idea.”
(‘Not hungry’ you didn’t have a McDermott breakfast)
As all of you wait for the supposed ‘bride’ you hear commotion.
Sure enough you see a brunette with a close to permanent scowl on her face. Followed but two very flustered women.
“There you are! WHERE have you been?!”
Her tone is as pleasant as you remember, nails on a chalkboard.
Jeremy: “We have been here waiting for you.”
Stephanie: “You aren’t even going to help me with my bags. What type of brother are you?”
Jeremy: “Well we are here, we have about half an hour before the plane leaves. So let’s get to the gate.”
Stephanie just huffed. Storming away.
George: “Wow she is in a good mood.”
You state sarcastically.
Jeremy: “Yeah she gets like that some time.”
Jeremy: “Just try not to set her of, she can be a handful.”
Katie: “I mean how bad could it possibly be?”
You were never the very superstitious type, but you were quite sure that Katie just opened Pandora’s Box.
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From the time the plane touched ground in Nevada everything that could set of Stephanie did.
Stephanie: “URRGH!!! where is that shuttle! He is LATE!!”
Jeremy: “They told us like five minutes ago there is traffic jam.”
Stephanie: “Then he should have planned it earlier!”
Stephanie: “I will not wait an hour! WE have a schedule to follow!”
George:’ This coming from the woman that almost missed the plane to her own bachelorette party.’
Daria: “They say it is only another 15 minutes.”
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Stephanie: “I DON’T CAREEEEE!”
Stephanie: “What do you mean that our suits where not booked?”
Receptionist: “You never sent in the deposit for your stay.”
Stephanie: “THAT WAS GEMMA’S JOB!”
Gemma: “I told you, the suits needed to be paid for by the same person that booked them.”
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Stephanie: “You are a bridesmaid, you are supposed to make things work!”
George: ‘Honetly…’
George: “Sigh…”
Stephanie: “THIS ISN’T WHAT I ORDERED!”
Waitress: “Yes it is, you wanted a calamari.”
The poor waitress looked exhausted and probably wanted to be anywhere but here, not that one could blame her.
Stephanie: “NO IT ISN’T! I wanted the pasta with bacon and cheese.”
Katie: “A cabonara?”
Jeremy: “Stephie we are at a seafood restaurant.”
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George: ‘IS she ever satisfied?’
All of us where back at the hotel, Stephanie insisting that they ‘needed’ a new set of clothes for the casino and club they were planning on hitting. Jeremy looked ready to just give up.
George: “You know, you could simply say no to her.”
Jeremy threw an exhausted glair at me.
Jeremy: “If it was so simple neither me, you nor Katie would be here right now.”
George: “And you wouldn’t be here doing this Sisyphean task, which obviously brings you missery.”
Jeremy: “Yeah well, I still want my parents in my life, if I didn’t do this, they would never let me live it down.”
What to wear to the casino?
· Tuxedo 007 (💎 15)
· Basic black
Diamond option:
Jeremy: “You look like James Bond.”
George: “I’ll have a martini, shaken not stirred.”
You said and an amused smile spread across Jeremy’s face.
None diamond choice
“I Think I’ll stick with this.”
“Fair enough, I am too exhausted to care anyway.”
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Jeremy said with a tired smile. You both left the room, making our way to one of the pulsing centres of the strip.
There in the golden casinos you thought finally your luck would finally turn for the better. That the glamorous atmosphere would rub off on the soon-to-be bride. Causing her to stop doing her impression of a screeching barn owl and let ALL of them enjoy Sin City.
Well it seemed to have worked, for now.
Both you and Jeremy where at the black jack tables, enjoying yourself. While the ladies were back at the slots machines.
Jeremy folded a while ago, it is just you and one more. You looked down at your cards a jack and an ace. You opponent opposite you had this confident smirk on his face. But you saw how the sweat was running down his face. He was bluffing.
George: “Hum…”

1. Act as if you have a bad hand
   
2. Act arrogant and self-assured
   
3. Do not react at all and watch the man squirm
   

You decide to let your brows furrow in what would look like frustration. The man opposite you lets the edge of his mouth turn in a smirk. His confidence boosting with every minute. *Choice 1*
You decide to put on the theatrics, giving a smile like the cat that ate the canary you look at your opponent. That is growing more and more agitated by the minute. *Choice 2*
You keep your face natural, a lot of people often comment that you look angry whenever they see you. You could only assume it was true because your opponent was practically squirming in his seat. *Choice 3*
When he reviles his hand, you pause for a moment before reviling yours.
You won.
George: “I’ll be taking these.”
You said as you dragged them back chips and split them evenly between you and Jeremy. You had started with the same amount of tokens. Even if you did work with money daily, this was one of those occasions you allowed yourself to be a bit more relaxed regarding that subject.
Jeremy: “Nice one.”
George: “All in a day’s work.”
Jeremy: “So what next?”
Before you could answer you hear commotion from the opposite side of the casino. The screeching voice meant that Stephanie was somewhere in the middle of it. Both of you sigh, knowing that your happy hour was over.
Sure enough there at the era leading into one of the shows where Stephanie and her entourage, all of them except Stephanie wearing baby pink dresses and Stephanie herself wearing a sash reading ‘all hail the bride’ along with a tacky tiara probably worth a five dollar bill at most.
She was screaming at a bouncer, while all the others tried in vain to calm the soon-to-be bride.
Stephanie: “You are an idiot! What service is this!?”
When we had arrived there was already an audience forming. Yeah this was common whenever Stephanie was involved. ‘Drama Queen’ had been your nickname for her during high school for a reason.
Jeremy: “What happened?”
Bouncer: “Your friend here slapped one of your dancers, something about them stealing from them.”
Stephanie: “I am the BRIDE! I am not supposed to have to pay for anything during my bachelorette party.”
Jeremy: “Stephanie, what about we get some fresh air, okay?”
Jeremy said as he tried to deescalate the situation. He gently grabbed her arm, but Stephanie was having none of it.
It felt like it all happened in slow motion, Stephanie turned around and a closed fist and rage connected it with Jeremy’s face. Your friend flew back and hit his head on the floor pretty hard. Stephanie didn’t even care to check what state her brother was in. Katie flew to her fiancés side and the sight of your friend’s bleeding face was enough to make you see red.
George: “Alright enough.”

1. Scold her
   
2. Embarrass her
   
3. Give her the evil eye
   

George: “Stephanie, you are way out of line.” *Choice 1*
Stephanie: “No I am not!” *Choice 1*
George: “You have taken no responsibility during this trip, you have been rude to every member of the party, you have caused a scene at every place we have been to. Do I need to keep going?” *Choice 1*
Your voice is like ice, you swear the temperature just dropped a few degrees. As you pointed out everything she has done during the less than 24 hours you been together. *Choice 1*
Stephanie looks angrily at her bridesmaids as is she is waiting for them to defend her. *Choice 1*
They do not, they know you are just stating the truth. *Choice 1*
George: “Your own brother did not want to be on this trip, he begged me to come along. Doesn’t that tell you just how vile you have been acting?” *Choice 1*
Stephanie: “You listen here…”*Choice 1*
George: “No you listen for once in your life!” *Choice 1*
You rarely let your emotions out but Stephanie was a special case. *Choice 1*
George: “If this is how you treat people, do not be surprised when Darren leaves you at the altar. He deserve better than this.” *Choice 1*
With that as a closing line you left, Jeremy might need to get to the hospital. He was worth more than Stephanie would ever be in your eyes. *Choice 1*
As you leave you are quite sure you hear someone applauding. *Choice 1*
With determined steps you made your way to one of the waitresses. *Choice 2*
George: “Excuse me.” *Choice 2*
You hand her a 50 dollar bill as you grab a big jug glass filled with beer and briskly walk back to Stephanie that is still screaming profanities. Because of her back being turned to you she didn’t see you. You saw how people began to take out their cameras and phones. No one made a move to stop you. *Choice 2*
With one quick movement you had poured it over her and a shriek of surprise entered your ears. *Choice 2*
Stephanie: “What the fuck is wrong with you!?” *Choice 2*
George: “Are you done with your little temper tantrum?” *Choice 2*
Stephanie: “What!? How dare you!” *Choice 2*
George: “You have been acting like a spoiled five year old since the moment we landed. I am surprised no one has done anything until now.” *Choice 2*
Stephanie: “You are so not coming to my wedding!” *Choice 2*
George: “It isn’t a loss, I was never here for you. Now excuse me I have more important things to deal with.” *Choice 2*
You left Stephanie to deal with the people that had gathered for the ‘show’ and she began to scream at them and calling them all sorts of names. But no one was intimidated, they found it hilarious. *Choice 2*
You grab hold of Stephanie, until she has no choice but to look at you. She is screeching, calling you every slur and bad name in the book. Your hands are firm on her upper arm, you just hold no squeezing, no pushing. You keep your eyes locked on her, you must have stood there quite a while until finally her defiant stare became weaker and weaker. *Choice 3*
You kept hold of her until she burst out into tears. At that point you let her go. Knowing you had knocked her down a peg. *Choice 3*
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But Stephanie wasn’t your main concern, Jeremy was. You moved to stay with Katie and Jeremy, the crowd parted as the red sea as you walked by. All in stunned silence. *Choice 3*
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George: “Are you sure you’ll be alright?”
Jeremy grimaced at the questing, blood still trickling down his face from where he had been punched. Luckily the nose would heal, the only question was what colour it would be in time for Stephanie’s wedding.
Jeremy: “I’ll be fine, Katie is here too. She knows what she is doing.”
Katie: “Having your fiancé being a nurse does have its perks huh?”
Jeremy: “Yeah one of many.”
The two of them smile at one another, before Jeremy turn back to you.
Jeremy: “Think you can manage your own?”
George: “I think I can stay out of trouble for one night.”
Jeremy: “Maybe, see you tomorrow George.”
Katie: “Have a nice night.”
With that the two of them made their way up to the hotel rooms.
You decided to check out the hotel bar. Despite being 10 o’clock it was surprisingly empty. Some people where there, some having already had a few to many.
But what caught your eye was a stranger sitting at the end of the bar.
There sitting in a knee-length ocean blue dress was a woman, leaning over resting her elbows at the counter. She had a faraway look in her face as she absentmindedly stirred her drink. *♀*
There sitting a young man, nursing his drink. His blue vest and slacks combo suited him well with the crisp white shirt. His attention seeming being elsewhere. *♂*
You sit down by the bar and is about to call on the bartender when I noticed a man, clearly intoxicated made a move on the man/woman at the end of the bar.
Drunk Idiot: “Hello there, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
The person in question just rolled hehis eyes. Clearly not in the mood to be the object of drunk admiration.
Drunk Idiot: “How about you and me go up to my hotel room and get to know each other a bit more.”
Haven seen the man/woman in question do every none-verbal que but slapping the idiot you decide enough was enough. He had disturbed you and the rest of the bar enough.
With the smoothest and coolest tone of voice you could muster you cleared your throat to get the drunk man’s attention. It wasn’t appreciated to say the least.
Drunk idiot: “What the hell do you want prick.”
The smell of alcohol radiating off him, one would think he had bathed in vodka. It was surprising no one had tossed him out from being a nuisance earlier.
George: “I do believe that you are bothering him/her. Please stop.”
George: “Look we are old friends, its noneofya business so bug off.”
George: “Oh really, then what is your friends name?”
Drunk Idiot: ”What?”
George: “What. Is. your. friend’s. name? If you are old friends you should surely know it.”
Drunk Idiot: “It’s ummm… Terry.”
???: “That is not even close.”
With both of you staring straight into him, mentally cornering him.
Drunk idiot: ”Screw this.”
The man declared in frustration and with that the idiot stormed off leaving both of you alone.
After making sure the guy was out of sight you turned back to the stranger.
He/She gave you a grateful smile.
???: “Thanks’ I really appreciate that?”
George: “It was nothing.”
You said making yourself ready to go back to your seat.
???: “Wait!”
The stranger called after you, out of sheer politeness you turned back around.
He/she Seemed a bit nervous, what now?
???: “Can I at least buy you a drink?”
You thought for a moment. You were on your own, Jeremy was probably nursing the bruise with some painkillers and you did not want to risk running into Stephanie or any of the bridesmaids. It also felt wrong to not take the opportunity to experience Vegas however.
So you accepted.
???: “Well What’s your poison?”
He/she asked in a joyous tone.

1. Matrini
   
2. Old Fashioned
   
3. Red Wine
   

With a quick wave they called the bartender over.
???: “So what brings you to Vegas?”
George: “Bachelorette party.”
???: “Did it have anything to do with that brunette that slapped one of the dancers and had security physically lift her out?”
George: “Bingo.”
???: “No one got seriously hurt?”
George: “Thankfully no.”
With that the bartender served the drink and the stranger slipped a 50 dollar bill.
You lift the glass in a gesture for a thank you. And let the beverage slip down your throat. It was nice, it was a good year and the taste was strong but not overpowering.
You noticed that his/her eyes were on you, almost as if they were trying to decipher your character.
George: “What are you doing?”
???: “Trying to get a read on you, some say what you order is often an indication of who you are.”
George: “Really? Then what can you say about me?”
You asked, deciding to humour them.
???: “I can say that that you are a man that know what he wants and how you want them.” *Martini*
???: “You are an old soul, you probably know your liquor well. My guess you have a great library at home.” *Old fashioned*
???: “You are quite classy, and you can find a way to get drunk before noon.” *Red wine*
With that you give an amused chuckle.
George: “Well there is some truth to that statement.”
You take a look at the drink they self are nursing.
(Dark n Stormy)
(Humm...)
George: “If I were to do the same to you, I guess you have a sweet tooth and might have wanted to be a pirate at some point.”
At that comment the stranger began to laugh. It was the infectious kind of laugh that made someone warm form the bottom of their stomach.
???: “Alright you got me there.”
He/she then stuck out their hand.
(My name is..)
(Default name: Skyler)
George: “‘Skyler’ it is a pleasure to meet you.”
You said as you shook it.
You take in Skyler’s look. You had to admit that they were an attractive specimen of a man/woman.
George: “The name is George Bishop.”
Skyler: “George Bishop, how professional sounding.”
He/ she said as if they were tasting your name in their mouth.
George: “Well I do hope so, would be difficult to be an advisor if people believed I was a joker.”
Skyler: “Ah, so you are one of those people that look at you and stamp ‘rejected’ on every paper?”
George: “I believe that I am fair in my judgement.”
George: “How about yourself?”
At that their eyes fell.
Skyler: “Right now, I’m a 30 year old trying to figure out my next move.”
George: “How come?”
Skyler: “Lost my job due to relationship issues between my manager and her boyfriend. Apparently, me being friendly was mistaken for flirting.”
Skyler: “What, they want a grumpy Greeter at the door?”
George: “That is unprofessional.”
Skyler: “Yeah, well relationships are messy.”
George: “Agreed.”
Skyler: “I must say the way you handled that woman, it was surprising.”
Skyler said in a genuinely impressed voice.
George: “You were watching?”
Skyler: “Kind of hard not to, I’m surprised half the hotel didn’t hear her.”
George: “Someone had to show her she isn’t the Queen of Sheba.”
Skyler: “What are your thought on marriage?”
You shoot up a bit, a bit startled by the blunt question.
George: “My thoughts?”
Skyler: “You seem like a guy that know what he thinks. I want to pick that brain a bit.”
It had been a while since someone had so blatantly flirted with you. To be fair you were a bit surprised. Dating had often been a minefield for you.
George: “Marrige…”

1. It’s an institution
   
2. It’s a partnership
   
3. It’s indescribable
   

George: “Historically it was a way to ensure land, money and heirlooms where added into a new household.” *Choice 1*
George: “It was also a safety for children back in the day, since basterds often faced quite a few challenges from being born out of wedlock.” *Choice 1*
George: “It is a symbol of trust, that you do have someone that you can count on.” *Choice 2*
George: “But at the end of the day, if you are unfair to that partner hey might not stay.” *Choice 2*
George: “To describe marriage is like trying to describe oceans and water. Even with similarities we can see, gathering it all in an explanation would probably not give a fair judgement.” *Choice 3*
Skyler: “To me it’s a promise. ‘To have and to hold’ it is silly in this day and age were people divorce left and right for trivial things.”
Skylers eyes became dark, falling into deep thoughts. You had never been the poetic kind, but there was a sweet sentiment in Skyler’s view on things. Your parents where still married over 30 years now. Your sister was due some time in December, your brother was off celebrating a two year dating anniversary and your paternal grandmother still loved her deceased husband dearly.
To you it just never happened, perhaps it wasn’t for you.
George: “That we can agree on, people are so afraid they will settle. At the first sign of trouble they leave.”
Skyler: “So that woman form before… how long do you think her marriage will last?”
George: “If she acts like she did tonight, I wonder if her husband will even stay for the ceremony.”
You looked at your new companion and in an unusual turn of events you called the bartender over.
George: “Can I buy you a drink?”
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With that Skyler smiled, deciding to keep you company.
Sometime later you awake to the sound of your alarm clock.
You feel a splitting headache, you drag you hand over your face as you do you feel a cold metal band around your finger. Pulling back as your eyes focus you see that it is a plain sliver coloured band.
(is that?)
· Oh no…
Feeling more sober than ever before you realised just what a mess you got yourself into.
George: ‘I just got married in Vegas.’
Well, you’re screwed.